Being Obese is THE WORST!

[The Nigerian]

Blackout drunk a few weeks back and fukked my first fatty. bytch just had her period today thank god. I've been SWEATING. Had me so fukking scared. Never. Ever. Ever again.

I refuse to be another nikka with a fat white baby moms.

You nutted in a toilet? Gross.

 

[el3mentary]

Being obese is the WORST THING you can do to yourself.

Eh...don't knock it till you've tried it.

 

[The Nigerian]

ik some fat dudes that eat well with women....not super obese but like rick ross fat....

If you got good game, make the girl feel good and make her laugh you good....(i'm young rn 21 fyi cause im assuming this changes once you get older).

buy yeah, im 5'11 and was 220 fat and it sucked....im currently around 170-175 and lovin it. will prob bulk up some and create muscle and then cut out soon though.

Fat dudes are not eating unless they are paid that's it.

You might be able to eat off some campus game when you're in your early 20s but obesity causes you to age rapidly. Chicks can smell lack of fitness and avoid fat people like the plague.

Eh...don't knock it till you've tried it.

Bruh, I was a fat kid middle school. Man boobs and everything.

I've limited my contact with fatties as an adult but my old friend, who is my roommate, is now obese. He was husky/fit back in the day. Now he's let himself go. He's my only and last obese friend.

I haven't had to deal with obesity as an adult and I'm utterly disgusted.

That isn't to say my dude is a bad guy. He's just an obese dude that needs to shed these unsightly lbs.

Obesity is revolting.

 

[NicoleNecole]

I'm fat and I find this post so funny but I have a fat friend who is at least 400lbs and dresses well nice looking and stay getting women. He gets beautiful women. Women go crazy for him.

 

[KingJamesXXIII]

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[Mr Uncle Leroy]

Living with a good friend who is currently obese. I don't advise it.

People automatically think less of you. Just off the jump.

Sleep apnea.

You can only date obese women.

Nobody takes you seriously.

Nobody wants to look at you.

Oh, and obese people's bathroom habits are absolutely gross. Fat people are constantly leaving residue on the toilet seat. It's absolutely revolting.

Please, if you're on the cusp of being a fat fvck please PLEASE for the love of God, PLEASE stop eating and start working out.

Being obese is the WORST THING you can do to yourself.

do you have any examples? of that happening? where people, besides you didnt take your fat friend seriously? or wont look at him? where yall the mall, club, store, parking lot?

 

[Rice'N Beckford]

I'm fat and I find this post so funny but I have a fat friend who is at least 400lbs and dresses well nice looking and stay getting women. He gets beautiful women. Women go crazy for him.

He is tricking and you know that

 

[The Nigerian]

do you have any examples? of that happening? where people, besides you didnt take your fat friend seriously? or wont look at him? where yall the mall, club, store, parking lot?

Since I've lived with him he's been:

Fired from an orchestra for no legit reason.

He's been denied a steady gig on a cruise ship due to "medical reasons."

He gets called the N-word to his face by Mexicans half his size at his job. (They have his permission, but wtf!?)

I've seen him get cussed out by an Asian dude, again half his size. Homie gave zero fukks about how my friend could have suffocated him to death in a fit of rage. He just kept tearing into dude over a parking spot.

There was one time, a few years back, when I pulled a couple girls. He was opposed to take the friend of this German chick I was working on. The girls were down to come to my place earlier but after he showed up the friend was on some "Nein" type shyt. Needless to say that scenario died after that.

My dude is a decent man but his weight problem is obnoxious and it permeates and dominates a good chunk of his life.

And it's not just him. He even went to a bariatric surgery consultation. I remember him being soooo worried about being late to the appointment. I told him, "Don't worry about it, they expect you to be late. Obese people are some of the least responsible people. They deal with far people and their endless excuses all day every day. That's why that place exists. Just call them and let them know if you're running behind and they'll be A-Okay with it."

Sure enough, they were cool with it. Not only were they cool with it my roommate said they told him they expected him to be late.

How about that?

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

you talk mad shyt about your friend (what a great friend) but why dont you tell your fried chicken story

 

[HONEYBLAY]

 

[Lana del Rey]

That's not true with the "only date obese women". I've seen bigger guys with skinny women and vice versa

 

[Juggalo Fred]

A fat kid in my old apartment complex was dating a wicked short and skinny chick. Both were nerds tho.

 

[NicoleNecole]

He is tricking and you know that

Actually he is not. He doesn't even have a car and stay bouncing between jobs. Women love this guy.

 

[Ghanaian Armor]

I don't know, we all got it hard in some ways. Some days I'd really rather be invisible and ignored. I can't stand people all up in my grill asking me questions randomly on the street like I'm a celebrity or some shyt.

I'm an average nikka in NYC just grinding making a living not a tour guide or your psychotherapist. I swear I am wearing my headphones and people making sign language to me all day long as I am headed somewhere it is really aggravating.

Unemployment numbers must be a lie because I swear nikkas and bytches stay on the streets all day long look like they got nowhere to be but bother my working ass.

Everyone has problems, being handsome is not easy either depending on your personality. I just want people to leave me the fukk alone when I'm commuting is that too much to ask.

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

Yeah, I have a fat white friend of mine, he had a fine girl when he was skinny and turned fat while dating her, he can never get a chick like that again. When we go out, women pay him no mind. It is pretty sad. He lost all confidence.