Being short is like being disfigured brehs

[Beerus]

lol my cousin is 5'7 or 5'8 might be shorter.
That nikka game is on point when I say on point. nikka I got tears to my eyes when I see the type of bytches he pulling or when he talk to me about em and this nikka got proof too
He thought me all about the game and how to not get get by theses hoes
Man if your mouthpiece is alright u gon be alright.
Matter of fact nah, alright is not enough. My nikka is a fukking god god damn like the types of bytches he be pulling? OH MY fukkING GOD nikkaS and he short! MAN THE bytchES HE PULLING AND HE HAD EM BUYING shyt FOR Him like expansive shyt im talking macbooks! TOO LIKE THESE bytchES WAS JUST CRAZY AND SOME OF EM EVEN HAD nikkaS
But he retired ever since finding his wifey 2 years ago.
But when i tell you this nikka game was on oh my fukking god man
let me edit this post some more to explain
this nikka was like a Peyton Manning mix with tony montana mixed wit michael jordan mixed with kobe.
and he was not even lightskin b!
Best wingman of all times of all fukking times
AND HE HUNG IT UP HE fukkING LEFT THE GAME AND I AINT NEVER GON HAVE A WING MAN LIKE THAT B
GOD fukkING DAMNNN


SO YALL SHORT nikkaS
NEED TO SHUT THE fukk UP ABOUT BEING SHORT
YA INSECURE bytchES
MAN THE fukk UP AND WORK ON YA CRAFT GOD DAMNIT!

 

[Black Nate Grey]

I'm sorry this may be a bit of topic....

This bytch's hypocrisy gets exposed all in the same conversation

Women are something else man...

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

glad im 6'7

can't tell you how many shorties i've locked down having arms long enough to grab their shoulders and ram them on my dikk while hitting it from the back

lol...6'7" and you bragging about grabbing girls shoulders while hitting it from the back?
i'm 5'9" and i can do the same thing...you acting like that's some kind of impressive physical feat.

if you 6'7" you should be grabbing beers out of the fridge in the kitchen while you fukking her in the bedroom on some Mister Fantastic shyt...not bragging about reaching her shoulder.

let me find out you're a Tyrannosaurus.

 

[mamba]

lol...6'7" and you bragging about grabbing girls shoulders while hitting it from the back?
i'm 5'9" and i can do the same thing...you acting like that's some kind of impressive physical feat.

if you 6'7" you should be grabbing beers out of the fridge in the kitchen while you fukking her in the bedroom on some Mister Fantastic shyt...not bragging about reaching her shoulder.

let me find out you're a Tyrannosaurus.

6'7" nikka with T-Rex arms.

 

[Reality]

I'm 6'0 and, if im being completely honest, still slightly insecure about my shyt. this height shyt is not a joke these days. you have 5'5 girls saying 6'0 minimum. if i only had 3 more inches

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

My god, yall try so hard to shyt on short dudes but that shyt never works

 

[Demon]

if you 6'7" you should be grabbing beers out of the fridge in the kitchen while you fukking her in the bedroom on some Mister Fantastic shyt...not bragging about reaching her shoulder.

 

[Illuminatos]

I'm about 5'9" and I've never had any problems in life about being short. In in all my classes I'm damn near taller than 90% of the females. Must be an internet thing.

Can't reach the top shelf of a market ass nikkas

This happened to me in the supermarket one day.

Me: "Excuse me sir, could you get down one of those foil pans on the top of the shelf for me?"

Him:

 

[Draje]

5'11 but I'm skinny as fukk

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

6'1 and just the right height. I prefer chicks 5'7" and under.

 

[Giselle]

lol...6'7" and you bragging about grabbing girls shoulders while hitting it from the back?
i'm 5'9" and i can do the same thing...you acting like that's some kind of impressive physical feat.

if you 6'7" you should be grabbing beers out of the fridge in the kitchen while you fukking her in the bedroom on some Mister Fantastic shyt...not bragging about reaching her shoulder.

let me find out you're a Tyrannosaurus.

 

[-----]

I'm about 5'9" and I've never had any problems in life about being short. In in all my classes I'm damn near taller than 90% of the females. Must be an internet thing.





This happened to me in the supermarket one day.

Me: "Excuse me sir, could you get down one of those foil pans on the top of the shelf for me?"

Him:

I never heard of dude that's 5'9 being called short until today. Definitely not tall but not short either.

 

[KwamePiesie]

lol my cousin is 5'7 or 5'8 might be shorter.
That nikka game is on point when I say on point. nikka I got tears to my eyes when I see the type of bytches he pulling or when he talk to me about em and this nikka got proof too
He thought me all about the game and how to not get get by theses hoes
Man if your mouthpiece is alright u gon be alright.
Matter of fact nah, alright is not enough. My nikka is a fukking god god damn like the types of bytches he be pulling? OH MY fukkING GOD nikkaS and he short! MAN THE bytchES HE PULLING AND HE HAD EM BUYING THEM shyt TOO LIKE THESE bytchES WAS JUST CRAZY AND SOME OF EM EVEN HAD nikkaS
But he retired ever since finding his wifey 2 years ago.
But when i tell you this nikka game was on oh my fukking god man
let me edit this post some more to explain
this nikka was like a Peyton Manning mix with tony montana mixed wit michael jordan mixed with kobe.
and he was not even lightskin b!
Best wingman of all times of all fukking times
AND HE HUNG IT UP HE fukkING LEFT THE GAME AND I AINT NEVER GON HAVE A WING MAN LIKE THAT B
GOD fukkING DAMNNN


SO YALL SHORT nikkaS
NEED TO SHUT THE fukk UP ABOUT BEING SHORT
YA INSECURE bytchES
MAN THE fukk UP AND WORK ON YA CRAFT GOD DAMNIT!

 

[Ruck]

im legit 6'0 bare foot. im not insecure about my height, but i am fukking disappointed that this is my peak . when i was 12, i was a legit 5'10. i was the second tallest kid in my grade, and i thought id easily hit at least 6'3 by the time i was 18. i blame my parents cuz since their divorce - i stopped growing . my best friend was always shorter than me when we were young. once we hit high school, that motherfukker grew pass me and now he's a legit 6'3... fukk this gay earth

 

[TommyHilltrigga]

I'm sorry this may be a bit of topic....

This bytch's hypocrisy gets exposed all in the same conversation

Women are something else man...

Breh....you made my day