Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are officially married.

[LexDiamonds]

Optics

It's just retarded when you're on your 4th marriage.

 

[Elim Garak]

More rings than Bill Russell.

 

[Realm-Breaker]

Kind sirs my heart

 

[Doobie Doo]

she was washed yrs ago

DOn't be confused by the rocks on her watch
She's still, she's still Jenny and she's washed

 

[bigde09]

How many times has she been married?

 

[Sad Bunny]

She finally got her white man.

She won

 

[Rell84shots]

Had to elope because mama Affleck still ain't fukking with the Lopez family.

 

[King Static X]

She's ain't Jenny from the Block.

She's Jennifer from Bawston.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

 

[Gloxina]

That's how you know she was desperate to marry him. He left her at the altar and married the whitest Jennifer on earth, had kids, went through addictions and rehab, lost his looks, got divorced, and then finally made his way back and married her all low-key, which is the exact opposite of Jlo. You just know she wanted a big lavish wedding. Instead, she got married in the desert in secret.

Great points.

Damn.

What happened with the baseball player?! I wanted that one to work out. I liked them together. I’m certain it was a completely superficial relationship, but they did look good together.

And I’m sure Marc Anthony was a philanderer…

Ionno. If we were talking about Ben Affleck riding high off of training for and playing Batman (although he’ll never be my Batman) then yeah, sure, but hasn’t he had alcohol/rehab issues since then? Like, recently?
I always give her credit because she’s never let herself go and is constantly making things happen career-wise, so I’d like to see him in the same way if they were reuniting. Ionno. I’m happy she’s happy but when you look at him he just looks worn. Like life has beaten him down. And BAM now they’re back together.
Even Matt Damon still has energy/fire.

I love love so I’m happy for them, but…I want to see how this goes when he’s on the up and up. Although he did lose the weight for “The Last Duel”.

Ionno.

Ionno.

 

[MikelArteta]

I see how she now wants to be called Jennifer affleck

 

[MikelArteta]

Only after three months of being back as well

Arod was waiting and waiting

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

That coochie gotta be magical cause that nikka waited years and spinned the block for it

 

[Rum&Pineapple]

Soul burning

“Jennifer who?”

 

[TreySav]

After this marriage dissolves, maybe Diddy will get a chance again.

Nah. Diddy put her in the type of danger that dries women up