Pay me 41 million a year, I guarantee I can get more points AND fouls than Ben Simmons.
They gon leave me open at the 3 like Russ, I bet I shoot 35% AT LEAST
This shyt has more zeros and ones than the Matrix code![]()
this is utterly pathetic brehs

The checks still clear

Exactly why Simmons went to the clippers. He knew James Harden would draw the most attention with playoff underachieving![]()

Exactly bruh just wants to be in LA for the lifestyle.He went for the nightlife, weather and women, let's be real here
Everything else is gravy.

He finna hire a stunt double of his to pose for some pictures in his jersey like in a dim lighted area so nobody figures out. Back in the labAwaits this year version Any day now![]()

I can't wait for our yearly Ben Simmons workout videos to drop during the summer again
"Ben Simmons working on jumpers and form is looking GOOD"
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Teams like the Nuggets could use him off the bench, so I think this might be his last year.Out the league right?
I can't wait for our yearly Ben Simmons workout videos to drop during the summer again
"Ben Simmons working on jumpers and form is looking GOOD"
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