Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
00000000000000000000000000000022Worry about a female breathe in the morning when you getting some p*ssy, breh.
Here is a tip,...breh.
Only thing is,...it ruins the good you got going on.
When she go to kiss you in the morning,....
Blow in her mouth, using air your breathing in from your nose through you mouth like a puffer fish real quick
so you feel your own breathe in your eyeballs,....
If you feel your breathe in your eyeballs,...
She will smell her own breathe and your morning breathe in her mouth, eyeballs and her nose, and get the hint.
Only issue is doing this or complaining about her breathe ruins your sexual spontaneity.
So, I would not recommend being a bytch about morning breathe and just tell you to get used to it like ya girl's fart smell.
It is just part of relating to ya chick.
Stomaching morning breathe is just part of it.
Art Barr
I discovered this trick when I had to yawn, while kissing women in the morning with morning breathe.
Plus, when women have kissed me in the middle of yawning with morning breathe.
Only thing is it fukks up morning intimacy, with ya lady friend.
so I don't recommend doing it, or yawning while kissing a women with morning breathe.
Yawning and kissing a women is just like bump'n teeth while kissing a lady.
It just happens,......
Here is a tip,...breh.
Only thing is,...it ruins the good you got going on.
When she go to kiss you in the morning,....
Blow in her mouth, using air your breathing in from your nose through you mouth like a puffer fish real quick
so you feel your own breathe in your eyeballs,....
If you feel your breathe in your eyeballs,...
She will smell her own breathe and your morning breathe in her mouth, eyeballs and her nose, and get the hint.
Only issue is doing this or complaining about her breathe ruins your sexual spontaneity.
So, I would not recommend being a bytch about morning breathe and just tell you to get used to it like ya girl's fart smell.
It is just part of relating to ya chick.
Stomaching morning breathe is just part of it.
Art Barr
I discovered this trick when I had to yawn, while kissing women in the morning with morning breathe.
Plus, when women have kissed me in the middle of yawning with morning breathe.
Only thing is it fukks up morning intimacy, with ya lady friend.
so I don't recommend doing it, or yawning while kissing a women with morning breathe.
Yawning and kissing a women is just like bump'n teeth while kissing a lady.
It just happens,......
at this but I'll be goddamned if this woman's morning breath don't be scorching my goatee off with them ghastly fumes. Never knew such a gotdamn stench could ever originate from a female like that..
This shyt has been ongoing for the past month, so I've been trying to be proactive, limit my exposure to the radioactivity by trying to regulate what the hell she eats before we hit the crib for the night...example..
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Last Sunday morning, she reachin in my drawls, strokin my joint talking about "Where's my morning wood at, baby?"..I'm awake, I can hear this broad but I'm holding my breath and ignoring her...hopin she needs to hit the bathroom and then decide to baptize them tonsils. However, she still talking, all the while trying to give me them Sonya Blade kisses of death and shyt. It got to a point where I just rolled off the bed and acted like nothing happened..
Recommendations? Should I cut her loose? Be more upfront? Anyone ever had this issue before? Do any of you just go for it and say fukk it (nasty motherfukkers
".....she'll respect the honesty...if she a real one.
Sounds like a nikka that wants to throw them gotdamn hands to me. What you really about, breh? :thinkfdup:

.... but your story-telling skills are immaculate 
for me