Best Approach To Morning "Relations"...I Need Advice Please

[Art Barr]

00000000000000000000000000000022Worry about a female breathe in the morning when you getting some p*ssy, breh.


Here is a tip,...breh.
Only thing is,...it ruins the good you got going on.

When she go to kiss you in the morning,....
Blow in her mouth, using air your breathing in from your nose through you mouth like a puffer fish real quick
so you feel your own breathe in your eyeballs,....
If you feel your breathe in your eyeballs,...
She will smell her own breathe and your morning breathe in her mouth, eyeballs and her nose, and get the hint.

Only issue is doing this or complaining about her breathe ruins your sexual spontaneity.
So, I would not recommend being a bytch about morning breathe and just tell you to get used to it like ya girl's fart smell.
It is just part of relating to ya chick.
Stomaching morning breathe is just part of it.


Art Barr

I discovered this trick when I had to yawn, while kissing women in the morning with morning breathe.
Plus, when women have kissed me in the middle of yawning with morning breathe.

Only thing is it fukks up morning intimacy, with ya lady friend.
so I don't recommend doing it, or yawning while kissing a women with morning breathe.

Yawning and kissing a women is just like bump'n teeth while kissing a lady.
It just happens,......

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Ewww. I've lived with a few girls I've been smashing and they never has morning breath and we always got it in the AM. Something is wrong with her. Lol I love how people wanna pretend everybody is disgusting and smelly. Naw, son, I take care of myself. Diet and exercise. Even my sweat doesn't have an unpleasant odor. I can't think of one time of my angels had some funky ass breath. I'd break up with her.

 

[Jean toomer]

If you can't stand the way a chick naturally smells drop her.

Once she gets even more comfortable with you the smells are only going to get worse.

If it's a serious relationship tell her the problem and escort her to the dentist pronto. Halitosis could be due to various medical problems.

 

[Gutzman]

Anytime i have morning sex i dont kiss. fukk that shyt. Just dont kiss her and stay away from face to face.

 

[Dr. Acula]

I'm not a fan of this due to morning breath

 

[Reginald Noble]

Anyone who does this is dumb as bricks.

A grown adult can't allowed to be this dumb. Get rid of her. If me and my Woman do it in the morning we simply brush before or do not breathe directly in each other's faces.

 

[Edub]

Got a lady friend who I have over every other weekend, great lady..good job, great personality and great body.

Action in the bed is fantastic...AT NIGHT. However, she is one of those who likes to get it in first thing when the sun rises. Normally, I'm at this but I'll be goddamned if this woman's morning breath don't be scorching my goatee off with them ghastly fumes. Never knew such a gotdamn stench could ever originate from a female like that.. This shyt has been ongoing for the past month, so I've been trying to be proactive, limit my exposure to the radioactivity by trying to regulate what the hell she eats before we hit the crib for the night...example..

Her: "What we eating tonight baby?"
Me:
Her: "I'm thinking we could go to Chili's or something."
Me: "What you trying to get to eat from there?"
Her: "They got some good ass Salmon I like and we can have some queso dip and chips for an appetizer ."
Me:
Her: "The hell is wrong with you?"
Me: "We doing salads and water tonight."


When we get settled in, I'm making sure the Crest toothpaste and a healthy variety of different flavored mouthwashes are on display prominently. The funny thing is, the problem doesn't pop off when we do round one at night. Only in the morning...I don't know what the fukk is the issue. Digestive problems, gas? Witchcraft? :bishopscust: How does someone wake up and want to fukk off the bat when their mouth been cookin at 100 degrees the whole night? This bytch is completely oblivious. Last Sunday morning, she reachin in my drawls, strokin my joint talking about "Where's my morning wood at, baby?"..I'm awake, I can hear this broad but I'm holding my breath and ignoring her...hopin she needs to hit the bathroom and then decide to baptize them tonsils. However, she still talking, all the while trying to give me them Sonya Blade kisses of death and shyt. It got to a point where I just rolled off the bed and acted like nothing happened..

I've done left some mints and a cup of mouthwash on the nightstand next to where she sleeps to help, I've nicely hinted about the shyt in convos..I've almost accidentally slapped this woman off pure reflex due to her shyt assaulting my nostrils while I was passed out.

Recommendations? Should I cut her loose? Be more upfront? Anyone ever had this issue before? Do any of you just go for it and say fukk it (nasty motherfukkers ) or at least freshen up a bit before you throw down in the morning?

I know somebody said it but, u gotta tell her straight up, "go brush ya teeth for this morning action ".....she'll respect the honesty...if she a real one.

 

[Londilon]

You sounding kinda hype with this response nikka..misspellings words and shyt.

Sounds like a nikka that wants to throw them gotdamn hands to me. What you really about, breh? :thinkfdup:

I misspell shot cause of auto correct. Why would I be mad that you are too p*ssy to tell a thot her breath stink? You are scared to make her mad, seems like you are her bytch, breh.

 

[Verbal Kint]

Easy solution. Next time tell her your breath ain't right and you gotta get right before exposing her. Hopefully she takes the hint and does the same

 

[Gold]

Passive aggressive ass nikka can't even directly tell a girl her breath smells
Typa nikka who breaks up with a girl by changing the locks and changing his facebook status like "I hope she gets the message "





I should neg you... .... but your story-telling skills are immaculate

 

[010101]

the mouth is fowl then the p*ssy probably is too

she need to be cleansed purified and exorcised

*

 

[Geek Nasty]

I second just tell her. Lots of people can't tell. My girl dropped that on me once when I told HER

Doesn't ahve to be awkward

 

[Geek Nasty]

OT morning nuts are for me

 

[TwistedMetal]

I don't know what the fukk is the issue. Digestive problems, gas? Witchcraft? :bishopscust: