Best Approach To Morning "Relations"...I Need Advice Please

[Ashley Banks]

naw, someone is gonna know.

who

 

[The M.I.C.]

She probably has tonsil stones which is just hardened food and debris that gets stuck in the folds of your tonsils. They make your breath reek and you can't brush them away. Usually they pop out on their own. But sometimes they accumulate which is when the smell gets really bad. If you have ever had a random object that feels like a hard piece of food in your mouth but have eaten recently that is what it is.

If she is a 'do it yourself' type of person she can remove them herself. It doesn't hurt at all.

Look it up on YouTube. You just need a cotton swab and a flashlight. You gently put the tonsils and they just pop out and your breath smells better instantly.

I'll have to convince her that we need to go explorin in that black hole of a mouth of hers..The image of little rancid pebbles poppin out tho

 

[DanniC]

Wake up before your man and brush your teeth and coochie brehettes

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I'll have to convince her that we need to go explorin in that black hole of a mouth of hers..The image of little rancid pebbles poppin out tho

You work in health care. Throw some medical jargon at her. She'll believe you. I bet you find a ton back there. I'm pretty sure that is her problem. Good luck homie.

 

[Blackrogue]

tell her you love the feeling of being sucked off with mint..makes you tingle

 

[The M.I.C.]

You work in health care. Throw some medical jargon at her. She'll believe you. I bet you find a ton back there. I'm pretty sure that is her problem. Good luck homie.

ya'll and these gifs..

 

[James Gordon]

Keep mouthwash by the bed

 

[SheWantTheD]

Does she brush her tongue and floss her teeth? Your breath shouldn't be smelling bad at all really when you wake up.

I guess diet is a huge part of it also.

 

[The M.I.C.]

Does she brush her tongue and floss her teeth? Your breath shouldn't be smelling bad at all really when you wake up.

I guess diet is a huge part of it also.

Yeah, she does the shyt at night.

I think it might be that "tonsil stone" shyt @BlackPearl was talking about because the change is fukking ridiculous from at night to waking up in the morning.

 

[The M.I.C.]

tell her you love the feeling of being sucked off with mint..makes you tingle

trying this too when I get back home. Got me curious and shyt.

 

[joeychizzle]

:bishopscust:

In honour of this thread I saved that smiley as holy stank

.I'm awake, I can hear this broad but I'm holding my breath and ignoring her[/

she still talking, all the while trying to give me them Sonya Blade kisses of death and shyt

It got to a point where I just rolled off the bed and acted like nothing happened

.I've almost accidentally slapped this woman off pure reflex due to her shyt assaulting my nostrils while I was passed out

A1 story telling

 

[joeychizzle]

tell her you love the feeling of being sucked off with mint..makes you tingle

yooo legit tell her this OP

 

[Rue]

I 'd through the entire post

Damn

 

[Fatboi1]

It's simple. her colon is clogged. Get her on a natural herbal colon cleanse(something with 100% organic herbs and a clean raw foods/vegan dietary regimine) for a few weeks or so. Should fix the morning breath. Waking up with ya mouth smellin like Blazin hip hop and R&B isn't normal. I did a full body detox years ago and I vividily remember waking up without morning breath. shyt was normal

If she don't want to do that, keep a mini bottle of Tom of Maine's toothpaste in ya drawls so when she reach in there she gets the point. Street Fighter Hadouken breath ain't wassup in the mornin. bytch breath could cause a fight and shyt.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Got a lady friend who I have over every other weekend, great lady..good job, great personality and great body.

Action in the bed is fantastic...AT NIGHT. However, she is one of those who likes to get it in first thing when the sun rises. Normally, I'm at this but I'll be goddamned if this woman's morning breath don't be scorching my goatee off with them ghastly fumes. Never knew such a gotdamn stench could ever originate from a female like that.. This shyt has been ongoing for the past month, so I've been trying to be proactive, limit my exposure to the radioactivity by trying to regulate what the hell she eats before we hit the crib for the night...example..

Her: "What we eating tonight baby?"
Me:
Her: "I'm thinking we could go to Chili's or something."
Me: "What you trying to get to eat from there?"
Her: "They got some good ass Salmon I like and we can have some queso dip and chips for an appetizer ."
Me:
Her: "The hell is wrong with you?"
Me: "We doing salads and water tonight."


When we get settled in, I'm making sure the Crest toothpaste and a healthy variety of different flavored mouthwashes are on display prominently. The funny thing is, the problem doesn't pop off when we do round one at night. Only in the morning...I don't know what the fukk is the issue. Digestive problems, gas? Witchcraft? :bishopscust: How does someone wake up and want to fukk off the bat when their mouth been cookin at 100 degrees the whole night? This bytch is completely oblivious. Last Sunday morning, she reachin in my drawls, strokin my joint talking about "Where's my morning wood at, baby?"..I'm awake, I can hear this broad but I'm holding my breath and ignoring her...hopin she needs to hit the bathroom and then decide to baptize them tonsils. However, she still talking, all the while trying to give me them Sonya Blade kisses of death and shyt. It got to a point where I just rolled off the bed and acted like nothing happened..

I've done left some mints and a cup of mouthwash on the nightstand next to where she sleeps to help, I've nicely hinted about the shyt in convos..I've almost accidentally slapped this woman off pure reflex due to her shyt assaulting my nostrils while I was passed out.

Recommendations? Should I cut her loose? Be more upfront? Anyone ever had this issue before? Do any of you just go for it and say fukk it (nasty motherfukkers ) or at least freshen up a bit before you throw down in the morning?

the reason most people's breath is terrible in the morning................. THEY DON'T BRUSH THEIR fukkING TEETH BEFORE BED

then they top it off with some sugary drink by the bed... dry mouth is MAJOR factor in bad breath...

why do i know all this... i used to have bad breath all the time.. spoke to my doctor and dentist about it and they both confirmed this..



now i don't know how you can break this to her... but here's how you keep great breath all day


1. brush your teeth, floss and rinse with mouthwash 2-3 times a day... not 1-2 times... 2 times MINIMUM.. especially when you wake up and before bed... another time in the middle of the day would be nice too.. you brush/floss once in the morning and you literally wake up the next day with 24 hours of food in your mouth

2. cut out sugar. drinking water all day keeps your mouth from getting dry... dry mouth = shytty mouth.. plus sugar helps feed bacteria in your mouth... adding to your shytty breath

3. keep water by the bed... if you find yourself thirsty during the night.. or throat dry... drink the fukking water




now your breath will still be a little tart in the AM... but she won't have the dragon














edit: got to actually read.... you already tried all this


that bytch just ain't listening and has nasty hygiene


tell her straight up... if she still don't change... tell her