Best comeback for "I have a boyfriend" ?

[Donald J Trump]

"Woah chill...we just met"

 

[MoeDollaZ$]

ditch the boyfriend and upgrade to a manfriend

 

[DaddyTime]

"Woah chill...we just met"

That's pretty funny can't lie

 

[KinksandCoils]

"Ok.bye."

 

[Money Be Green]

So

 

[Dig]

I don't normally pursue after that unless she drop dead bad. My Patna always ask them if they happy tho . They be like yeah... Iono y he ain't switched it up

 

[Slimkid07]

"Cool, have a nice day."

*Keeps it pushing*


Sure, some women may play hard to get but I'm not about to fight any resistance. Have some dignity.
Life is too short and there are way too many other prospects out there.

 

[Perpetual Beast]

"Ok.bye."

Spoken like a true quitter

 

[Uncle Trill]

"Who dya think gave me permission" :cacmj2:

 

[Matt504]

"he's my cousin and I heard he's cheating on you"

 

[Ronnie Lott]

"Is your man about that cuckold life"

 

[Perpetual Beast]

"Hopefully hes strong enough to pull me off of you"

 

[bl2k8]

S

Spoken like a true quitter

That's a female breh, that's what she wishes dudes would say

 

[Black]

follow me to this dark alley.

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

"So do I, so what's your point?"