Best comeback for "I have a boyfriend" ?

[Reality]

With a confident smile: "The good ones always do."

Then keep the conversation going.

 

[Perpetual Beast]

Welp....that was a quick body

 

[Liquid]

"Good Luck"

works every time.

 

[DIMES]

" wow I'm so proud for you... You know I have a goldfish"


"Cool. *gives high five* " then I change the subject continue gaming her like normal

 

[JBoy]

"girl don't hide that p*ssy, you should be the one to provide that p*ssy"

 

[Stealth]

So

exactly

just hit em with a so what?

i never understand why those pranking guys don't do that

 

[bigmac]

"girl don't hide that p*ssy, you should be the one to provide that p*ssy"

 

[JBoy]

I tried

 

[OH SOHH TRILL]

g: i have a boyfriend
me: i have a math test tomorrow
her: what?
me: i thought we were talking about things we were going to cheat on

if she grin, you win.

 

[Stealth]

"girl don't hide that p*ssy, you should be the one to provide that p*ssy"

 

[Stealth]

"I never asked"

 

[Sane]

So do i

 

[Tic Tac T O]

"That's ok, we'll need someone to hold the camera"

or

"I'll call him and let him down easy for you."

 

[Captain Crunch]

Hows his dikk game? No homo - Yung Yugurt

 

[PullOutGawd]

Does this smell like chlorophorm