Best Lie You've Heard Rick Ross Say?

[Silkk]

Hilarious


"We dont know no 50 cent in the south, down here we call him curly"

 

[Banned Account12]

y'all remember when he had them back-2-back seizures?

nikka said he smoked 100 blunts in 24 hours

i was listening to that shyt like

 

[#thunderup]

''we worth $50m's out here''

 

[mson]

 

[Heretic]

Ross the type of nikka that I would ask questions that I already know the answer to just to hear his creative lies.

Me: ay ross you ever shop at ross' by any chance?

Rawse: why u thank they call it that? I bought it... Dont even ax me how.

Me: mmg cuh... Mmg

 

[wingzboy]

lmao

 

[VBM]

"My freestyles as you could hear them, 'Kiss My Pinky Ring,' I do them in 20 minutes and put them out there. Those crumble empires.

 

[MenacingMonk]

The moment he called himself "Boss."

 

[ROFL_GUY]

"My freestyles as you could hear them, 'Kiss My Pinky Ring,' I do them in 20 minutes and put them out there. Those crumble empires.

snoop


**saves gif.. for future NYC sonnin

 

[Mac071415]

Didn't he have the "custom made" / aka China made MCM jacket?

Na that's his Ross Hogan© jacket. They put the WCW logo upside down.

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[THE MACHINE]

My woman imported, I'm neva extorted
I'm very important, 20 grand for the morgage

 

[iNad925]

Every dollar that I count can't go in my account
My accountant can't count up all my money in a hour

My favorite though:

I got that Archie Bunker *UGGGHHHHH*
And it's so white I just might charge ya double

 

[Omerta]

"I'm doing laps in the swimming pool"

I'm out.

 

[MouseTeeth]

Interviewer: How Many pairs of glasses do you have?

Ross: About 2,000


lmaooooooo

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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