best line from curb your enthusiasm?

[DCMC]

"Somebody got in yo ass...what's up"

"We got in a big fight...they're not coming back"
"That's some shyt right there"
"I guess this means you'll be"
"Going upstairs to eat this fukking Chinese food...in my fukking room"

 

[Da Jungles]

2 words

 

[Born2BKing]

Not sure if it's the best but it's the first one that popped in my head: Long Balls, change ya draws



Show is too classic to pick any particular line, though

JB fukking kills his role on curb. He is good on Real Husbands but this shyt is perfect for him.

 

[Change]

Topsy Turvy that motherfukker

 

[Born2BKing]

 

[Skilltastrophy]

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

"I gets mine....I brings the ruckus to the ladies".

Another fave
Leon: "When a man calls you a f**king f*ggot, you get in that ass Larry, you know what i mean? You get in that ass Larry!"
Larry: "What are you talking about?"
Leon: "You let a man slide today, you must immediately get inside somebody's ass when that happens to you. You pull the a$$hole open, step into the a$$hole, close the door behind you. Then you take a spray can right, spray Larry was here, wash me all that s**t, f**k his whole a$$hole up. Get a snickers bar, paper, throw that on the floor, f**k his whole a$$hole up. Then you open up that a$$hole one more time, step out his ass, then leave that motherf**ker wide open so he know you've been there."

 

[marcuz]

 

[kash10003]

the last episode of curb s08e10 (michael j fox + gay fashion kid) might be the greatest episode of comedy to ever be on tv

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

How you gonna fukk bytches in a TWIN BED?

 

[ryda518]

kills me everytime

 

[kash10003]

when he fakes yiddish

 

[ryda518]

2 words

watching the clip for the first time in yours and when he said fashion that was it

straight up laughing right now

 

[ryda518]

GET A LIFE JEWS

IT'S A SEWING MACHINE
shyt I forgot about that line too, just a classic clip

 

[threattonature]

2 words

The line that got me in that episode was when he hit the mom with the "Pretty sure he's gay line". Just the way he said it killed me.