Best lines ever in diss songs

[Yehuda]

Who shot ya? Who knows but they gotcha
Uh, fed up, uh, wet up
Maybe next time your punk ass will keep your head up

And the obligatory "hung out with you on mother's day, because your mother's dead"

 

[FreshAIG]

"Zev Love X, used to be merry
Now that mask took control of you like Jim Carey" - MF Grimm to MF Doom

 

[Formerly known as...]

you left the g out, cuz the g aint in you

i bet eiht was just when he heard that

Came in to say this line. shyt is simple yet funny as fukk!

 

[Goodbye World]

"You made Just (Blaze) all this money but you a dummy
Where is he on ya new shyt, Why he ain't do shyt?
I got 10 Just joints super exclusive
Nobody will be in the mood for your music"

 

[R.O. Double]

"You ain't never had a fight with all them marks on your face, I'm a grown man stay in your place"

Juvenile dissing Wayne.

 

[ThaBronxBully]

"Ask Canibus He Ain't Understandin' This
Cause 99% Of His Fans Don't Exist"


Don't Try To Convince Me Otherwise With Your Paticulars

 

[boskey]

"With them fake ass frowns like you Mr. T" - Dresta to Game

"Jay Z, of Hawaiin Sophie fame"-- still the funniest shyt ever

"First of all this is Nas I'm a Braveheart veteran, and yall already know who I'm better than"

"the hood made him cover up the butterfly, now I'ma make him cover up the other eye"- Banks to Game

"I used to listen to Jada never listened to Joe, I couldn't tell you how none of his verses go"- Buck to Fat Joe

"One at a time I'm runnin em blind, 16 nikkas 2 guns and one of em mine...somebody lyin"- Buck dissing D-Block (I think)

"Get your Kirk Franklin on...to get your Ben Franklin on, just when you think it's wrong. One blink he's gone"


The GOAT tho:

"I'm a star standing next to a star,
You see me you see Cam you see a car next to a car
You see them, you see em ridin in the next nikka car
It's obvious Nas has no respect for his squad"
- Santana

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Kangol Kid of UTFO:

They once locked a lady up
Until she escaped
They wasn't sure what she was
They said she looked like an ape
I thought they was exagerratin'
But I was wrong
'Cause the lady looked more like King Kong
Eatin' on bananas, swingin' on vines
Hunters came along and then they snuck up from behind
They took her to the city and they put her in a zoo
The lady gets pregnant and here comes YOU.

~Callin' Her a Crab (Roxanne, Roxannne Pt. 2)​

 

[FreshAIG]

"And at Death Row I hear you getting treated like Boot Camp
Gotta follow your sergeant's directions or get your ass popped with the Smif N Wessun" - Eazy E

Realeast shyt ever, before people even knew what was happening over there

 

[letti cook]

"Ima legend, you should take a picture with me
you should be happy to be in my presence, i should charge you a fee
im big dog, glen rob listen god, you a flea
and the little homie Jungle is a garden to me"

-Jigga to Nas

"nikka we thought you knew {got ya shyt sprayed nikka}
you been p*ssy since that sheep skin {in 5th grade nikka}
nikkas stole ya bike {cause you was p*ssy }
tried to take ya life {cause you was p*ssy }
now we can take ya mic {cause you p*ssy }
-Styles and Kiss to 50


"its been years and you've had the same nikkas in the background
you're never gonna sell Mitsubishi Tah and Crack Child"
-50 to Ja ..i laughed just typing that out

"dont try to diss a dblock crook/fukk sales you hear ya boss on dblock hook"
-Kiss to 50

"Fat stanking nikka....what bytch wanna lay witchu? "
-Kiss to Beans

"you a fish in shark infested water
i feel sorry for your daughter
look what she got {mmm mmm mmm} ...to call a father"
-BG to Wayne

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Tek of Smiff-n-Wessun:

Heard you work for cheap
Think I might rent you
If you feel I disrespected you
Good, I meant to
N1gga, I wish you'd
Talk about runnin' for guns
Make your bankhead bounce
Like insufficient funds

~Won on Won​

 

[BK The Great]

"Without Dr. Dre you would just make slow jams, come out of that witness protection program"

"If BIG was alive he would probably spit in your face"


It's 2005 nobody fights fair, all I know a instrumental is your worst nightmare"


" why work out, cock guns on DVD, run around with Cops from Homicide TNT"

"The hood hate your shyt, but you hot in the south, it's the crackas that buy your album what's the plottin about?"


"shyt what's the plottin about? Cause you don't need a dentist to get shot in the mouth"

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

"And as for Scott La Rock, you should be ashamed
When T La Rock said "It's Yours" he didn't mean his name" - Roxanne Shante

Add others

She KILLED KRS.......

Now KRS-One you should go on vacation
With a name soundin' like a wack radio station

​

 

[FreshAIG]

Who was he dissing here?

Tek of Smiff-n-Wessun:

Heard you work for cheap
Think I might rent you
If you feel I disrespected you
Good, I meant to
N1gga, I wish you'd
Talk about runnin' for guns
Make your bankhead bounce
Like insufficient funds

~Won on Won​

 

[FreshAIG]

She KILLED KRS.......

Now KRS-One you should go on vacation
With a name soundin' like a wack radio station

​

Whole third verse was FIRE