Bidet vs toilet paper

[OneManGang]

I thought this thread said Biden vs Toilet Paper. Came in this bytch like

 

[Monsanto]

who wants cold water shot up their ass

You can set the temperature and velocity

 

[Be Strong Blackman]

So it doesn't get messy? Also, do you press a button so the bidet pops out or is it in that extended position always?

It extends when you press the button then retracts when it’s done.

 

[Rell84shots]

Toilet paper then shower afterwards.

 

[Peak]

Toilet paper then shower afterwards.

What if you need to take a shyt at work

 

[Lord_nikon]

You can set the temperature and velocity

I may look into this, thanks for the info breh

 

[The G.O.D II]

wipes

 

[Genos]

I love bidets I have one at home. Wipe, bidet, wipe gets rid of even the worst of shyts. I'm struggling right now on my 10th wipe as I'm not at home

 

[detach]

Just eat enough fiber and your turd will come out smooth and clean up won't require more than a couple wipes with a toilet paper.

 

[Take It In Blood]

my a$$hole be looking forward to visiting the bathroom after copping a bidet

 

[humminbird]

Bidet

 

[Be Strong Blackman]

Bidet ftw

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

it's not "washing" unless you use soap
your ass is still dirty

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

opinions?

They stole that first question from Howard Stern.. It was always his reasoning for carrying baby wipes.. And I remember that from back in 2005..

Anyways.. I never used only paper since then and keep wipes on deck.. Now, after using one of those $500 digital ones, I'm copping one next

 

[Uno Venova]

A bidet seems like something a faq would enjoy..if anything I'll take a shower.

When women talk about men with skid marks they talkin about this nikka