Big Poppa Pump got the band back together at Shoney's breh

[ThankUBasedBret]

In 2000 I wouldn't have even imagined Hall being in this picture.

 

[hayesc0]

THAT bytch NASH ORDERD A SIDE SALAD AN A GLASS OF TAP WATER

ALCO-HALL PAID MY BAR BILLS UP UNTIL FINANCIAL YEAR 2018 AN CLEANED OUT THE ENTIRE SUPPLY OF TEQUILA

STUPID HICK JARRETT KEPT TRYNA SELL ME GOLD AN I HAD TO SAY NOOOOOOOOOOO JEFF, THE ONLY GOLD BIG POPPA PUMP NEEDS IS THE GOLD ROUND HIS WAIST FROM THE CHAMPENSHIP, SO fukk OFF AN PIMP YER shytTY PYMID SCHEME SOMEHWERE ELSE CUZ THE ONLY PYRMIDS IN SHONEYS ARE THE PYRAMIDS OF FREAKZILLAS MUSCLES PEAKING OVER THE SUNSET OF THE LAND AN BLESSIN THE bytchES WHO WORSHIP AT THE ALTER OF THE GENETIC FREAK

MARCUS FAGWELL ONLY CAME TO BEG FOR TIPS CUZ THE LAST ONE HE GOT GAVE HIM AIDS

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME

Scott you have been exposed we saw you breaking kayfabe with the interview about the attempted murder and we know you are a normal calm dude in real life.

 

[Here Comes the Pain]

THAT bytch NASH ORDERD A SIDE SALAD AN A GLASS OF TAP WATER

ALCO-HALL PAID MY BAR BILLS UP UNTIL FINANCIAL YEAR 2018 AN CLEANED OUT THE ENTIRE SUPPLY OF TEQUILA

STUPID HICK JARRETT KEPT TRYNA SELL ME GOLD AN I HAD TO SAY NOOOOOOOOOOO JEFF, THE ONLY GOLD BIG POPPA PUMP NEEDS IS THE GOLD ROUND HIS WAIST FROM THE CHAMPENSHIP, SO fukk OFF AN PIMP YER shytTY PYMID SCHEME SOMEHWERE ELSE CUZ THE ONLY PYRMIDS IN SHONEYS ARE THE PYRAMIDS OF FREAKZILLAS MUSCLES PEAKING OVER THE SUNSET OF THE LAND AN BLESSIN THE bytchES WHO WORSHIP AT THE ALTER OF THE GENETIC FREAK

MARCUS FAGWELL ONLY CAME TO BEG FOR TIPS CUZ THE LAST ONE HE GOT GAVE HIM AIDS

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME

He gets me every time

Spoiler

lowkey y'all beef with each other is starting to look funny in the light.

 

[Higher Tech]

 

[Jixson]

What happened to Nash? I thought his ass was in shape for them Magic Mike movies.

 

[HipHopStan]

I really need to go eat at Shoneys one day. I haven't been in years.

 

[HipHopStan]

For real though, can you imagine working for Scott Steiner and getting fired.

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

at his election slogan being you want some come get some, you don't like me, bite me

 

[General Mills]

Colonel sanders lookin ass mug

Im dead take this rep

 

[Another Man]

THAT bytch NASH ORDERD A SIDE SALAD AN A GLASS OF TAP WATER

ALCO-HALL PAID MY BAR BILLS UP UNTIL FINANCIAL YEAR 2018 AN CLEANED OUT THE ENTIRE SUPPLY OF TEQUILA

STUPID HICK JARRETT KEPT TRYNA SELL ME GOLD AN I HAD TO SAY NOOOOOOOOOOO JEFF, THE ONLY GOLD BIG POPPA PUMP NEEDS IS THE GOLD ROUND HIS WAIST FROM THE CHAMPENSHIP, SO fukk OFF AN PIMP YER shytTY PYMID SCHEME SOMEHWERE ELSE CUZ THE ONLY PYRMIDS IN SHONEYS ARE THE PYRAMIDS OF FREAKZILLAS MUSCLES PEAKING OVER THE SUNSET OF THE LAND AN BLESSIN THE bytchES WHO WORSHIP AT THE ALTER OF THE GENETIC FREAK

MARCUS FAGWELL ONLY CAME TO BEG FOR TIPS CUZ THE LAST ONE HE GOT GAVE HIM AIDS

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME

 

[mson]

Scott you have been exposed we saw you breaking kayfabe with the interview about the attempted murder and we know you are a normal calm dude in real life.

Which one?

 

[Kevin_Nash]

Nash and Steiner chilling together

@Kevin_Nash @Scott_Steiner how you gonna spin this

Here's what happened:

I'm on set filming my latest theatrical Masterpiece with Tom Sizemore, and this number keeps calling me. I don't recognize it so I keep ignoring it. After I'm done shooting for the day, I have 16 voicemails from none other than Scotty Einsteiner. At first I'm confused because he called so many times and I ain't even give him my number, but he sounded pretty desperate.

I called him back, and he's struggling to bring in some celebs for his grand opening. I asked him about connections since he obviously has many years in the business and I'm sure he hasn't napalmed too many bridges. He told me in addition to his brother, the only two that agreed to show up were Bagwell and Jarrett. At that point I dropped my $100 glass of Cab and said to him "my god, this restaurant is gonna be an utter disaster without some star power." Since nWo is 4-Life (even the shytty incarnations that give me cold sweats at night) I agreed to do him a solid and asked Scott to come with me to help salvage this opening.

Now he needs to return the favor and a) buy me the $100 glass of cab he made me lose and b) lose my number.