Biggest Lie you told as a kid?

[Uptown WaYo87]

i remember in like second/third grade me and a couple dudes use to always joke on each other non stop. well one day they all decided to hit me with a trifecta and joke on me with yo momma jokes

i still remember being on line to the bathroom with everyone, and a couple girls laughin at them yo momma jokes...they were harmless..simple shyt like "yo momma so fat when she steps on a weight scale it says 'to be continued' " but i was a kid so i was hurt and i started tearing up slowly trying to hide it...then when the teacher went to see what the fuss about i busted crying like "my mom is dead"..

i stayed with that lie for the rest of the year, dont know if anyone caught that lie...but i got away with crying like a bytch nikkas felt sorry for me and apologized lol

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Lost 92 bricks, had to fall back

 

[LOUD]

That I had mad gameboys and would let all my nikkas get one on the last day of 5th grade

 

[BrothaZay]

Not me, i wasnt really a liar as a kid.
But I had a boy that used to tell us he turned super sayain at night when fighting his dad

 

[observe]

I told the police that my dad had a loaded gun in the glove compartment when he got pulled over..he went to prison for a few years.,serves him right for whopping me with a belt that day because I stole a few dollars out my moms purse..

Edit: never mind the thread said lies..

 

[Brofato]

"No, I did not set fire to that apartment"

 

[SpacelySprockets]

That I would grow up to be that nikka


























Needless to say im posting on the coli

 

[StLady]

I used to tell my dad my mom whopped me so I didn't have to go over her house

 

[Raava]

In kindergarten, I told my teacher that summer I went to the "fashion district in NY" and about all the clothes I saw, etc...Had never been, have no idea where that came from.

 

[Dank Hill]

I told the police that my dad had a loaded gun in the glove compartment when he got pulled over..he went to prison for a few years.,serves him right for whopping me with a belt that day because I stole a few dollars out my moms purse..

Edit: never mind the thread said lies..

Flynn, is that you nikka!?

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

Fake choked on a M&M so the teacher would hug me

 

[Brandon M.]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/real...of-the-tlr-men-i-feel-like-an-outcast.149576/

 

[Illuminatos]

I used to change the grades on my report cards using microsoft paint and forge my mom's signature in middle school. I would scan the report and copy paste the a's and b's to my other classes and print it out. When I forged the signatures there was a glass table on the floor so I put a flashlight under it and put a copy of my mom's signature under the paper and traced it on the report cards.

This wasn't a big lie but when I was in 2nd grade (2001-2002) every kid had one of those Bionicle toys, everyone except me of course.

So I told my mom that the principle said that every kid that didn't have one by next week would get kicked out of school. I ended up getting one by man that was such a pathetic lie now that I look back at it.

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

I used to change the grades on my report cards using microsoft paint and forge my mom's signature in middle school. I would scan the report and copy paste the a's and b's to my other classes and print it out. When I forged the signatures there was a glass table on the floor so I put a flashlight under it and put a copy of my mom's signature under the paper and traced it on the report cards.

This wasn't a big lie but when I was in 2nd grade (2001-2002) every kid had one of those Bionicle toys, everyone except me of course.

So I told my mom that the principle said that every kid that didn't have one by next week would get kicked out of school. I ended up getting one by man that was such a pathetic lie now that I look back at it.

The tracing of the report cards... I used to forge my moms sig all the time. But she told me to. She didn't want to be bothered with school nonsense. Awesome Mom.

 

[Illuminatos]

The tracing of the report cards... I used to forge my moms sig all the time. But she told me to. She didn't want to be bothered with school nonsense. Awesome Mom.

Nah, my mom didn't know about it. I used to mainly do it for detentions and if I had bad grades on my interim report cards.