Biggest Lie you told as a kid?

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

Nah, my mom didn't know about it. I used to mainly do it for detentions and if I had bad grades on my interim report cards.

it was so easy too right? I carried on to my early 20's to call in to work and forge Dr. notes and such. At that point, I figured, their fault if they fell for it

 

[JAY?]

That I was only gonna stick the head in

 

[NotaPAWG]

not a young youngg kid, but when i was 13 i was chattin wit some guy who went to the same school as me on aol chat, and i lied and told him i gave someone head on a trampoline..

he told everyone in school

 

[Brofato]

it was so easy too right? I carried on to my early 20's to call in to work and forge Dr. notes and such. At that point, I figured, their fault if they fell for it

I sign almost like my mom now cause of that shyt. I was put on academic probation and my mom had to sign off on my homework every night. I used to lie to her and tell her that we didn't have homework that day and then sign off on it myself.

 

[L&HH]

That I had mad gameboys and would let all my nikkas get one on the last day of 5th grade

Man this reminds me of when I was in middle school (7th grade) this hoe ass bytch (she really is a hoe, bytch got like 3 kids nowadays at 22) used to lie to the class and tell us she had all this money. Our desks were arranged in groups and I was sitting with 3 other females and then they give me a piece of paper and tell me what I want for christmas. Im like there's alot of shyt, you mean to tell me to just put anything done and she like yea. So im all writing all types of shyt down, video game systems games, etc. (she did this w/ everyone in the classs btw, had all our heads gassed up) I go home to my older brothers like yo this bytch in my class said she goin get me an xbox. They looking at me like gtfoh here nikka. And Im just cause you dont know any rich ppl....let's just say today. Im still holding my breath waiting

Not me, i wasnt really a liar as a kid.
But I had a boy that used to tell us he turned super sayain at night when fighting his dad

Speaking of DBZ, this white boy in my class 5th grade one day told me he could teach me how to do the kamehameha. Im like teach me your ways sensei. This cac puts his two wrist together with his plams up doing the kamehameha motion and, winds back and just full thrusts his hands into my back.

I was naive as fukk back then

 

[Kings County]

I used to tell my dad my mom whopped me so I didn't have to go over her house

u hated her that much ?

 

[Kings County]

all i did was say i fukk bytches that i didnt.. then my friends would ask the girl she would deny it, then id just be like she frontingggg

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

not a young youngg kid, but when i was 13 i was chattin wit some guy who went to the same school as me on aol chat, and i lied and told him i gave someone head on a trampoline..

he told everyone in school

Serves you right for reneging on promises

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

"I swear 'fore lawd Mike, I DID NOT steal your booty-talk dvd.....um.......'Twan did it "

I was the one who took it and burned a copy at my crib, went back and planted it in that nikkas room without him knowing . They whopped his ass in the backyard and I watched him take dat L

 

[Mandarin Duck]

When I was a kid I stole toys and video games from my friends. One of my friends had Super Mario RPG and I wanted that shyt so bad I took it from him. He asked if I borrowed his game and I told him "Naw, my dad just bought me this game"
I start it up and one of the files is still saved under his sister's name. I hit em with the face, act like I didn't realize it was his, and gave it back.

 

[MikelArteta]

I just remember lying I had a n64 so I could be cool

 

[Exiled Martian]

Damn .... feeling real guilty due to nostalgia.... gonna attempt some story telling here so bare with me while I recollect....

so back in school we use to do alot of cussing via ether-esque sketches & piss take drawings...kinda like how the Gods of photoshop artwork on here are guaranteed to bring the fukkery.... I & an elite team of pencil pros at the time were O.G's when it came to drawing up fukked up photos jeering our peers at their weakest most miserable attributes e.g bad/fake fashion sense, bad breath, no game, broke fools yada yada yada you get where the ammo came from..... so anyways I did this drawing of this cocky kid... who went around acting blacker than pitch around the time when that hip-hop/ dancehall fever (Sean pauls/ Beenie man reign) was everywhere..this dude use to around claiming reggaeton heritage...saying he quarter black or 1/6th molotov cocktail mixed ...confused big ass roided CAC(dude was huge rugby type & couple years older so it would be foolish to mess with the muffuka) was beggin race HARD.... I swear this guy had dreams of catching the reverse disease that changed up skin tone. We use to Several draw with this dude depicted as B-rad from Malibu or Vanilla Ice/ Sean Paul's weed carrier all the time & leave the drawings for him to find which would get him really pissed off.....

Anyways so this cacs sister was in a couple years below me ... a fine ass ratchet in training & very eager to please type....so I'm kicking during school lunch time behind the assembly stag shed...rolling up some potent J to zone out right & BAM...in she comes strolling through the back acting all silly & needy...getting real touchy & close like saying 'can I smoke some of that with you he he I can handle my weed bla blah blah *INSERT BOASTFUL AIMLESS FEMALE CHATTER TO GET APPROVAL HERE*' ......I knew what time it was as soon as she started talking about dutty wining & other provacative dance moves...suffice to say after a few puffs later one thing lead to another & she was on her knees smoking on my 'Delta' ..... Blowing on J whilst getting Blown brehss...shyt was epic after I & told her I'm about to bounce & the bytch flips asking if I'm gonna take her out this coming weekend tryna flex that tit for tat card on me...to keep her in check we go over to the local shops & I buy I buy her a box of chocolates because she getting real 'hoemotional' about what just happened using pitiful body language to express regret......Anyways I'm really going off-track here. So we part ways & off she goes later on I see her leaving with her big brother....& I swear it felt seeing her brother EATING those CHOCOLATES outta that box that I just bought her felt like a real O.G...like yea bytch you eat those... your sis earned them before she left me at the shops, I told her to keep it hush hush but some how word got out that she been on her sucky sucky swag..... & her wigga ' JA-Faken' brudda confronts me a few days after asking me 21 questions like fiddy...& I'm like it's all bruv I shyt about that....even provide an alibi AKA my number 2 AKA brother form another mother AKA (he was a school prefect & very resourceful) who vouches for me saying I wasn't at school that day showing him an absent note . I I even went as far as giving her bro that new Bounty Killa Diwali riddm CD that he been fiending for this got him back on his false ebony pretence again & dude forgot about the whole thing or rather DGAF no more! So that is the BIGGEST lie as a kid I ever told...valid at that to save my own ass.... to sum it up.... got high,got head didn't get my head kicked in & It was a good day (word to Ice cube) .. To this day I still see his sister around town now & again... she like 23 & got two 2 kids to her name...courtesy of a Rastah that was on that passport breeding program

 

[The 2020 New Member]

"it wasn't me!"

 

[Danie84]

Everything about life after a college degree

 

[StLady]

u hated her that much ?

Lol no I just didn't like her house