Biggest lie you've told and either: a) got caught b) got away with?

[valet]

What's the biggest lie you told and either you got caught? Or biggest lie and you got away it? It can be to the government, friend, parents, employee. Doesn't matter. Mine was lying to this girl that I was kicking with that I was in college when in fact I was in high school Somehow she met this chick from my high school and girl her all about me. She went off on me on the phone. And the worst part was that she said she liked younger guys so I didn't have to lie (I was senior, she was a freshman in college). Felt so stupid. So what about you? What was your biggest lie?

 

[Illuminatos]

I've changed the grades on my report cards multiple times. Never been caught.

 

[valet]

I've changed the grades on my report cards multiple times. Never been caught.

Yeah, I've done that. Some kids today though can't do that. The school I worked at in the past, you could look up your grades online.

 

[RealestSinceKumbaya]

Some young bytch hit my two way while I was in the bathroom and my chick saw it.
My chick called the number back and flipped on the young broad then ran in the bathroom yelling and shyt while I was in the shower.
Told my bytch "I don't know no fukkin' Kionna" but she was still going on and on about it...
Gave her heavy dikk so she'd shut the fukk up then I hit the streets.
She ain't bring it up since

 

[cleanface coney]

yea i had somebody who was a counseling assistant go in the computer n change my grades paid em like 50 dollas...never got caught

i cant rmember the worst lie i did and got caught. prolly would be leavin the state without tellin my fam. only thing i really can think off

 

[R.O. Double]

The lie I tell the most is "I'm sorry, I don't have any change"

The biggest lie was "I just found the bullets, there's no gun" still got expelled from the school district for a year anyway.

 

[Illuminatos]

Yeah, I've done that. Some kids today though can't do that. The school I worked at in the past, you could look up your grades online.

No I'm not talking about looking grades up online, I mean i literally scanned my report card and changed the grades in microsoft paint.

 

[Mowgli]

" i didnt have a weapon, i didnt that with my hands.*

 

[Fmju]

No I'm not talking about looking grades up online, I mean i literally scanned my report card and changed the grades in microsoft paint.

Boutta do this right now