Biggest simp in westeros

[Malik]

Sam isnt a simp.

Gilly actually loves him, for whatever reason, I don't know

 

[Jello Biafra]

Jorah is #1 by a mile.

Tyrion has to be on the list though because he keeps wifing up bonafide whores.

 

[TKOK]

Sam isnt a simp.

Gilly actually loves him, for whatever reason, I don't know

I can understand. He rescued her from the WOAT parent, and then a white walker, i'd be on that too.

 

[MikelArteta]

jorah is a bigger simp than willstyles

 

[Foxmulder]

Guess y'all didn't see Stannis choking the shyt out of Mel now he's a simp.He couldn't make anymore shadow babies cause it weakens you.Has nothing to do with how he fukking the bytch.

Biggest simp gotta be Robb Stark.At least Jorah still breathing.

 

[King Crimson]

Jorah is #1 by a mile.

Tyrion has to be on the list though because he keeps wifing up bonafide whores.

Jorah is #1. Tyrion is low key up there too. Stay getting his heart broken by whores.

Guess y'all didn't see Stannis choking the shyt out of Mel now he's a simp.He couldn't make anymore shadow babies cause it weakens you.Has nothing to do with how he fukking the bytch.

Biggest simp gotta be Robb Stark.At least Jorah still breathing.

Watch your mouth, breh.

 

[Silkk]

Guess y'all didn't see Stannis choking the shyt out of Mel now he's a simp.He couldn't make anymore shadow babies cause it weakens you.Has nothing to do with how he fukking the bytch.

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nikka was in the p*ssy for 13 seconds

 

[Foxmulder]

nikka was in the p*ssy for 13 seconds

shyt I forgot about thatMight be that good.

 

[Foxmulder]

Double

 

[Mook]

Samwell Tarly

Easily.

Sammy Gnarley ?

We out here killing goons and white walkers. How many nikkas u know killing white walkers b? We out here putting in work we cant get no bucktooth ass?

 

[TKOK]

shyt I forgot about thatMight be that good.

I have to assume that fukking Mel is fukking some otherworldly p*ssy.

Plus i don't think Stannis was getting to much action, since his wife is crazy city.

 

[Ohene]

We got some good candidates, but I think I have to go with

To make matters worse, my man daario made them panties drop in the first week. Cot damn. He had to watch everyone from khal drizzi to luther vandross to swagio put in work on khaleesi but himself. Dude is the straight up cuckold status. Greyworm don't even got a dikk but at least he seen some ass an some tities. More than sir cuckold has. Ol' friendzone as nikka.

shyt was sad ;lol

 

[Ohene]

Guess y'all didn't see Stannis choking the shyt out of Mel now he's a simp.He couldn't make anymore shadow babies cause it weakens you.Has nothing to do with how he fukking the bytch.

Biggest simp gotta be Robb Stark.At least Jorah still breathing.

stannis never sstruck me as a simp. using melisandre to get the throne...nothing more or less

 

[The axe murderer]

I dunno about simp but jamie is a whole bytch for running back to cersei

 

[QuintessentialMan]

Tyrion.

Married a whore......then years later, Wifed a different whore.


Who knows how many whores he has simped on in those brothels.


Then would'nt even do his wife Sansa when she was offering it, talking about and now my watch begins? YOU KNOW HE WANTED TO.


Then Sansa got Ram(sey)med and now he makes a last ditch play for her in the crypts of Winterfell.....too late you weirdo