Bill Clinton tells Hillary oral sex with Monica Lewinsky to ease pressure of pres

[Kaypain]

This man had to explain why he got"oral sex" from a woman?..


nikka! We all want head for the same damn reason ! Might as well explain why he wanted a slice of cake next!..got me hot.

Aint gotta explain no damn head lol

Obviously he had to explain why his own wife ain't giving him neck dinner

 

[Michael's Black Son]

 

[duckbutta]

I mean if I became president getting my dikk sucked in the oval office is going to be one of the first things on my agenda...

I'd be in there with whoever I was replacing like "so is there a button i press and the floor open up and she just raises up out the floor with her mouth open or is there some code words I need to know...like if I see "I'll be in my office reading scripture" that really means I'm in my office getting head?

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Bill still feels it (in 2017 at least):

I'm surprised Bill's face here never made it into a smiley on TheColi to be honest.

Michelle was so fed up with EVERYBODY in that pic. And tired of having to fake it.

 

[Doobie Doo]

Bill fukked anything that moved his whole life, Hillary probably knew about all of them. There marriage is a business arrangement anyway. Allegedly Bill got one of his mistresses from Arkansas who was also a prostitue pregnant and this is his son

Nikka, that's OJ da Juiceman

 

[Street Knowledge]

Chappelle had a classic bit on this

 

[Monoblock]

Dave called it 20 years ago. Queued up.

 

[Peak]

I'm a married man, and I love my wife dearly, but I am a man. I have dialogue with other men in passing at the barbershop, kickbacks, and other little informal settings and most of the time the talk revolves around sports and women.

Most fellas want to fukk (myself included). You put a man in a situation where an attractive woman or women is coming on to him and it's a 50/50 chance something happens especially under the right circumstances.

Most fellas don't have the mental discipline to be like nah I got somebody at home when a hot piece of azz is in front of them and actually somewhat pursuing them.

It's not until most of men bust that nut that post nut clarity and clear thinking takes over.

As much as I love my wife, I try to be mindful to keep myself out of tempting situations with women. I love her, but my dikk and heart are not connected to one another nor are they one in the same.

 

[call_me_step_daddy]

Bill shoulda kept it a buck and told'em that the reason why he did it was because Hillary didn't do it

i mean just look at her..u can tell she either dont suck dikk or sucks at suckin dikk, either way Bill got tired of that shyt

 

[Self_Born7]

Hillary didnt care,,,, she was to busy munching carpret anyways..

 

[Real N Quotes]

Bill still feels it (in 2017 at least):

I'm surprised Bill's face here never made it into a smiley on TheColi to be honest.

The GOAT Jackass POTUS

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

shyt hilarious how people clown Clinton over this

Dude was the president of fukking United States of America
The stress was extreme
Some people got step brothers n sisters due to affairs and their parents wasn't even managing a bodega

 

[director_of_bands]

he's still explaining this? I remember he went on a whole 'I did it cause I could' press run after this happened Jon Stewart flamed him for a whole episode for that on comedy central daily show

 

[A1aaa]

Bill woulda been getting his dikk sucked behind Hillary back if he was a supervisor at a Little Rock McDonalds...who he kidding?

Shocking. Getting dome helps a nikka relax.

This man had to explain why he got"oral sex" from a woman?..


nikka! We all want head for the same damn reason ! Might as well explain why he wanted a slice of cake next!..got me hot.

Aint gotta explain no damn head lol

 

[CACarot]

Terrible lie. He just wanted his dikk sucked. It’s kinda sad that you have the highest ranked position in the most powerful nation and you can’t even get a blow job out of ya marriage. It’s kinda like “why I climb this far up if I can’t enjoy p*ssy”. In other less powerful nations they leaders be getting in with no problem. They have women how they want, but America and its fake morality. On top of that what kinda person would say they have anxiety from they job and then go cheat on their wife to help deal with it. Anybody that has ever cheated know that brings a whole other world of anxiety that has no end date, cause you never know when ya past will come to ya wifey’s realization.