Bill Simmons: Luka assists are like Birds... they're not cheap like Hardens

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  1. goatmane

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    Simmons needs his assists to pass the brown paper bag test:mjpls:
     
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    Chuck Berry vs Elvis all over again
     
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    Bill Simmons doesn't even watch Celtics games anymore.

    i could give a fukk what he says.
     
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    Told y'all

    The NBA Eminem. If you are black u need to stay on code:sas2:
     
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    “He earns his triple doubles with hard work and always making the right play...he doesn’t steal rebounds and chase stats like Westbrook :mjpls:
     
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    Luka Doncic says he's studied James Harden's game, "especially the drawing fouls and the stepback. I watch a lot of his film, for sure."
     
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    Don't know why he even needed to compare Luka to Harden and make it seem racially tinged. It's like he's learned nothing over the racism accusations the past few months.
     
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    Pretty soon Doncac is gonna creep into top 10 All Time arguments based on inflated ass stats

    I tried to warn y'all. Get ready for Doncac>>>Magic, Doncac>>>Lebron, Doncac>>>MJ narratives
     
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    Man fukk Luka tbh :francis:
     
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    I’ve been noticing racial undertones with the praise of Luka lately and it’s nasty because I know Luka is a real good guy.
     
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    :hhh:Can’t stand Harden myself but this some pure bullshyt:stopitslime:
     
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    Bron stans started the stat narrative so they gotta lay in their own bed
     
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    The great white hope
     
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    Does he comes to work each day with a hard hat and lunch pail? Is he the first one in and last one out?
     

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