Also, I know this is a site bustling with jokes and all that; but this "put my friends on" mentality can be the quickest route to self-destruction. So y'all be careful with that rethoric.

If any of y'all get even mildly rich always remember this:
"Hook your friends up with jobs, never with money.
And if you break the above rule be extra-sure to collect that shyt back ASAP!"
Nothing will dissolve a friendship quicker than giving your friend even an inkling that he's got an income source that he doesn't even need to pay back. Nothing!
Giving even $200 to your homie on some "no need to pay it back breh

" will destroy your relationship. And in the end you'll be the one to blame even though most likely you'll be the one screaming: "All you give a shyt about is my money."
In many ways striking gold is like getting superpowers, you fukk around and you will get people demanding you do shyt for them just because "you can". Don't let that "you can" become a "you used to".
