Do like Eddie Winslow and use the Pizza Scale
Eddie: Damn! Look at that express way to heaven boo thang.
Waldo: She's a train?
Eddie: No, man! But imagine this... she's definitely on ultimate combo pie status, i'm talking about Peperoni, green onions, sausage, olives, extra cheese with stuff crusts - and not to mention?!?! Deep Dish with extra marinara on the side (throw in some wings while they at it). *bird man hand rub* Eh heh heh heh...
Waldo: I don't know Eddie... she might not last too long in the oven.
Eddie: *sighs*
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