You not ready.
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You're right.
You won't call me afterwards, I just know it.
Behold my flock, I have arisen as foretold in the scriptures. The NegPocalypse of John is nigh, the rapture is upon us. Ye who repents with an honest heart and accepts Neg Jesus and his father, bkdaonetruegawd, shall inherit everlasting dap. Confess your e-sins, and judge not those who do.
Let he who has not c00ned cast the first stone. (Coli 4:22)
Cat Piss Martini, have ye not committed the sin of .gif gluttony by reposting the same .gif over and over?
Mowgli, have ye not invoked my name in vain far too many times to recall in the Higher Learning Thread?
havoc, have ye not commited the sin of lust for engorged, plentiful women?
Have ye not simped? Have ye not tried to save hoes while judging your brethren for doing the same?
Have the cliques of the Rep Wars not committed the sin of pride and worshiped false idols?
Let those who confess their coli sins enter the garden of eternal green rep. The meek shall inherit the board. The red bars will turn to green bars and the green bars will be laid low by red.
Confess your e-sins and receive my benediction. Turn the other cheek so that I may baptize you with my open palm and post with a clean heart.
Confess your c00neries, confess your simpings, confess your flopped threads, confess your CACery, for as it is written, C.A.C shall not post with black (Coli 19:22).
Only then will the green bars return and all will be at peace.
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Your heart betrays what your posts hide, my son. Ye have simped. Ye have bore false witness to cast Auburn University in a favorable light.
Now is the time for repentance -- now is when deadrose shall rise from teh grave and sadfarve dries his tears and embraces bkthefather and Neg Jesus as his only son.
Turn the other cheek and receive my open palm upon it, or suffer everlasting red bars.
Remember the story of Job, my son. The wealthy man who lost everything, and yet his faith in Neg Jesus never waivered. If ye confess your Coli sins, the bkthefather shall reward you with even more reps than ye had before . . . but ye must come to before Neg Jesus with a clean heart, free from ducktales and CACery.
Fear not my son, it is never too late to put your simping ways aside and walk in the garden of Neg Jesus.
Confess your ducktales, your exaggerated love affairs, your downloads of pornography that was universally thrown away in 'scust by even JBO.
Come to Neg Jesus with your c00nery and CACery, receive the benediction of his open palm on your other cheek, and leave knowing that you are no longer a bytch among men.
In the name of bkthefather, Neg Jesus the son, and Tupac the holy ghost.
Your heart betrays what your posts hide, my son. Ye have simped. Ye have bore false witness to cast Auburn University in a favorable light.
Now is the time for repentance -- now is when deadrose shall rise from teh grave and sadfarve dries his tears and embraces bkthefather and Neg Jesus as his only son.
Turn the other cheek and receive my open palm upon it, or suffer everlasting red bars.