*Phone rings*
Oprah: hello.....hey tyler!

Tyler: now Oprah you know i'm not gay.

Oprah: I have the phone scrambler on tyler.

Tyler: girl a bytch is scared!!!!!!!

Oprah: I warned you tyler.....business business!!!

Tyler: girl you know how i love my butterscotch.

Oprah: I mean you being gay is a open secret tyler.

Tyler: i'm a child of Gawd!!!!

Oprah: the scrambler is on tyler.

Tyler: prove it.

Oprah: Gayle went too deep with a toy and my ass is icepacked.

Tyler: he's gonna destroy me......puff is to blame for all of this shyt!!!!

Oprah: youre gonna be fine.

Tyler: look at how they did michael jackson!

Oprah: the stolengolds are bloodsucking crackers that leach on us.

Tyler: michael fukkin jackson!!!!

Oprah: michael forgot he was black and the stolengolds reminded him.

Tyler: i'm so afraid!!!

Oprah: just pay him off tyler......gotta go,my turn to wear the strapon.

Tyler: tell gayle i said hello honey.

Oprah: i'm about to plow this nasty bytch out!