Black barbers take longer to cut hair

Who takes longer to cut hair?

  • Brehs

    Votes: 36 69.2%
  • Dominc00ns

    Votes: 2 3.8%
  • Cac's

    Votes: 3 5.8%
  • I cut my own hair

    Votes: 11 21.2%

  • Total voters
    52

HabitualChiller

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White barbers on base take a maximum of 5 minutes to give a fade and line-up and that shyt literally grows back 2 days later:skip:.

Korean people actually can give a decent cut if you ask for something simple like a Caesar:ehh:.

My barbers back home take a minimum of 40 minutes to do a fade from scratch, but that's not factoring in them roasting and talking shyt. I don't mind it tbh because they do a great job and stay having a nikka:dead:
 

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Most time it’s not for lack of skill. It strictly cause the nikka wanna stop mid cut every 32 seconds to talk shyt. You know nikkas be needing they hands to talk shyt, so your babrber will put the cut on pause. A nikka will leave you in the chair to go take a call, to go to the back to do lord knows what, to go put in a food order etc... nikka don’t have no barber that sell weed.
This is so accurate! :mjgrin::lolbron::pachaha:
 

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Lucky you. all the black barbers in my hood went out of business and then them spanish nikkas stepped in
"Well, take yo a** to that Mexican so he can fuqq yo head up"
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Most time it’s not for lack of skill. It strictly cause the nikka wanna stop mid cut every 32 seconds to talk shyt. You know nikkas be needing they hands to talk shyt, so your babrber will put the cut on pause. A nikka will leave you in the chair to go take a call, to go to the back to do lord knows what, to go put in a food order etc... nikka don’t have no barber that sell weed.
Don't let nikkas get to talking about sports. My barber will get all passionate and start screaming at folks and then taking surveys around the room to back up his opinion. Taking phone calls left and right. Somehow every time I'm in there they placing a food order. I got to block out an hour and a half minimum every time I go in case somebody in front of me.
 

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Ay....I cut my barber off too (a brotha and Harlemite) and started fukkin wit the Dominicans...:hubie:

Aint no shame in my game. The gwallas do be havin you in out and are usually...

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wit the blade...:whew:

I ain't got time to be sittin in no barbershop for hours anymore like I'm some young boi wit nowhere to be...:childplease:

Nggas wanna keep you hostage wit them talkin about last week's First Take episode cuz they stuck and gotta be working....:camby:

I done seen barbers sit down and eat full-course meals in front a nggas sittin in the chair...:mjlol: or walk out the shop mid-cut to buss 10-minute moves with a head in the chair...:pacspit:

Homie sittin there like...

:sadcam: "Is he gonna make it back and get me outta here before my shift start?"

This fukkery is why spanish cats were able to creep in and set-up shop in the first place. It's also why some of these black-owned shops are suffering now.
 
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Ay....I cut my barber off too (a brotha and Harlemite) and started fukkin wit the Dominicans...:hubie:

Aint no shame in my game. The gwallas be havin you in out and are usually...
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wit the blade...:whew:

I ain't got time to be up in the shop sittin there 2 hrs nomore like I'm still a teen wit nowhere to be...:childplease:

Nggas wanna keep you hostage wit them talkin about last week's First Take episode cuz they there and gotta be working....:camby:

I done seen barbers sit down and eat full-course meals in front a nggas sittin in the chair...:mjlol: or walk out the shop mid-cut to buss moves with a head in the chair and a cape on...:pacspit: That's why some a these black-owned shops suffering in certain areas.
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