Black Christian churches > white Christian churches

[OPTiMO]

I just went to my homeboy aunts funeral, and damn... That pastor had me floating with god there for a second During the songs n shyt I had to wait to catch the beat, but halfway thru it when I got the rhythm...


I was raised catholic so church always creeped me out a little bit.


I caught that Holy Spirit tho, props

 

[b@squ1@t]

i thought this was common knowledge

 

[marcuz]

true, but you dont have to be such a white kewn

 

[Dank Hill]

I remember my cousin use to be on his

they had to ban that fool from the alter

 

[OPTiMO]

true, but you dont have to be such a white kewn

you got a problem with me bro bruh? you negged me in some thread for random reason

 

[Carter G. Hoodson]

 

[observe]

They're both equally bad....

 

[Midrash]

I've been to a lot of white churches. They don't be flying around and shouting but they are wayyyyyyyyy too conservative. They despise Obama like he is worse than Hitler and they would do anything to see him in a prison in Africa. Otherwise they are nice folks. lol

I remember when I told this elder I voted for Barack, this nikka almost had a heart attack.

 

[Ricky Church]

isn't OP white?

 

[Premeditated]

white churches are

cac pastors talks mad slow

edit:wait, op's white? what a quun

 

[Icantspell]

church

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

I remember my cousin use to be on his

they had to ban that fool from the alter

lmao

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

I've been to a lot of white churches. They don't be flying around and shouting but they are wayyyyyyyyy too conservative. They despise Obama like he is worse than Hitler and they would do anything to see him in a prison in Africa. Otherwise they are nice folks. lol

I remember when I told this elder I voted for Barack, this nikka almost had a heart attack.

LMAO damn thats cold but hilarious.

 

[Midrash]

LMAO damn thats cold but hilarious.

I'm dead serious, one of my homeboys is a white dude and I went to church with him once and it was right after the 2012 election and they dedicated an entire service to praying for the country b/c it wasn't a christian nation anymore. They said they were preparing for the dark times to come. Those white evangelical churches be WHYLIN' OUT!

A lot of those folk in there think that Obama is going to round all of the christians up like jews and execute them in concentration camps if they could. If they don't think that, he's a socialist kenyan muslim meant to infiltrate the country and destroy it from within. You literally couldn't even make any of this up. My homeboy doesn't go there anymore for obvious reasons.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Sundays are for Football. Church nikkaz is losing