black dude at work got fired tryin to impress the white bosses

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This nikka dropped a 60 pound iron block on his foot. He continued to work and the white supervisors came out and saw him limping and working. He had a determined look on his face, on some "I think I can, i think I can" shyt. He spotted them, stopped working for a second, and :salute: them.

The next morning, he gets there, and the lead supervisor tells him to come to his office.

About 20 minutes later, he comes out like "they fired me for not reporting the injury and continuing to work:to:"

I be tellin nikkaz bout tryna impress these white folks:ufdup:

All that ass kissin, workin like a slave, tryna be a hero is some shyt that I will never do.

When them muthafukkaz come out and tell me I need to pick up the pace on a dangerous job, I look at them bytches like:pacspit:

I already got into it with my supervisor's boss a few months ago for tryin that slave master shyt. That muthafukka avoids me now.

If I get fired, so fukkin what???!!!! Hmmm, where oh where will I find another job where im underpaid:aicmon:?!
Its terrible that someone lost their job but this is too funny :laff: :laff:
 

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Some of the coolest ppl at the job are white tho. It's the nikkaz that be tap dancin.

^says the retarded person of color or white man posing as a person of color.
wouldnt you be extra cool if you knew you could get the best jobs and make the most money based on your abilities as well as your skin color?.

imagine if the world was REALLY your oyster? well it is for sir white man.

there isnt a place on earth where i white man wont be served food for just being white. there isnt a place on earth where a white man has to fear for his life/harm done to him just for being white.
so wit that understand. wouldnt you too be all free spirited and cool?

some nuccas tap dance because they dont have the skin color to make it the white man way.
some nuccas look :aicmon: about the face cause they are sick of having to tap dance like the bruh in the above sentence i just spoke on.
 

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That's why if u work with a combination of white and black folks u play both sides of the fence till u find out the truth about each one but never let anyone know your personal life...

Also always play the dumb role but know the facts that will help If someone is being honest or truthful to u...if someone is lying to u about something u already knew was true.... remember that motherfuker can't be trusted

All in all stick to yourself
 

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Mos def. We got these small ads grinding wheels for this solid ass iron. If that wheel explodes pieces of it will go thru your body.

I hate my job but ain't shyt out here in central illinois
Have you considered relocating? If so then what's stopping you? If you haven't then why not?
 

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This nikka dropped a 60 pound iron block on his foot. He continued to work and the white supervisors came out and saw him limping and working. He had a determined look on his face, on some "I think I can, i think I can" shyt. He spotted them, stopped working for a second, and :salute: them.

The next morning, he gets there, and the lead supervisor tells him to come to his office.

About 20 minutes later, he comes out like "they fired me for not reporting the injury and continuing to work:to:"

I be tellin nikkaz bout tryna impress these white folks:ufdup:

All that ass kissin, workin like a slave, tryna be a hero is some shyt that I will never do.

When them muthafukkaz come out and tell me I need to pick up the pace on a dangerous job, I look at them bytches like:pacspit:

I already got into it with my supervisor's boss a few months ago for tryin that slave master shyt. That muthafukka avoids me now.

If I get fired, so fukkin what???!!!! Hmmm, where oh where will I find another job where im underpaid:aicmon:?!

Where the fukk da ya'll work where ya'll be droppin 60 lb iron blocks?? I used to work a job and if i got hurt or didn't feel good i was goin home immediately. They wouldn't let anybody carry anything over 40 lbs by themself we had a buddy system to carry shyt. Is he a temp worker or hired in? If he was an hired in employee nikka coulda been paid with like $250,000....
 

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This place preaches safety yet they don't get us the proper equipment because they don't want OSHA involved:stopitslime:

I see a lot of unsafe shyt here everyday.

Workers' rights under the OSH Act
Workers are entitled to working conditions that do not pose a risk of serious harm. To help assure a safe and healthful workplace, OSHA also provides workers with the right to:

Ask OSHA to inspect their workplace;
Use their rights under the law without retaliation and discrimination;
Receive information and training about hazards, methods to prevent harm, and the OSHA standards that apply to their workplace. The training must be in a language you can understand;
Get copies of test results done to find hazards in the workplace;
Review records of work-related injuries and illnesses;
Get copies of their medical records;
 

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Where the fukk da ya'll work where ya'll be droppin 60 lb iron blocks?? I used to work a job and if i got hurt or didn't feel good i was goin home immediately. They wouldn't let anybody carry anything over 40 lbs by themself we had a buddy system to carry shyt. Is he a temp worker or hired in? If he was an hired in employee nikka coulda been paid with like $250,000....

He was hired on.

So, if I get injured on THIS job, w/ all the unsafe conditions, I could get paid???:ohhh:

Shout out to @CrimsonTider as well
 
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