Black Jesus (Season Two)

[Uncle_Ruckus]

Jesus - "What he put in the bag?"
Jason - "A ski mask and a gun."
Boonie - "He going skiing in a bad neighborhood."

Boonie's son - "G-Ma, you shoulda seen it! They was shootin' guns and everything. It was like a video game."
Boonie's daughter - "And we got ice cream."
Episode was classic. No room for Jesus. SMH

 

[TheNatureBoy]

Boonie letting his pit-bull babysit his kids in the past

Boonie: That was a highly trained pit-bull. She had kids of her own.

Boonie's mom saying Oh Shyt! when she saw Fish was the stripper at the end

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Boonie letting his pit-bull babysit his kids in the past

Boonie: That was a highly trained pit-bull. She had kids of her own.

Boonie's mom saying Oh Shyt! when she saw Fish was the stripper at the end

She kept back up on him & the way he kept dodging her

 

[Uncle_Ruckus]

How did Vick know Fish was into that stripping shyt.

Vick - "You ain't tough. You a male model. Right now you should be somewhere in your draws tryna sell some perfume."

 

[Milk N Cookies]

How did Vick know Fish was into that stripping shyt.

Vick - "You ain't tough. You a male model. Right now you should be somewhere in your draws tryna sell some perfume."

Vick knows everything...

 

[Rell84shots]

Maggie & Dianne are back

 

[IronFist]

in here

 

[Wildin]

Yea

 

[504Slim]

in

 

[Kenny West]

Watched the ep last night. mad I'm lowkey invested into the story more than I'm checkin for the humor

 

[Danie84]

Fish gettin his Chocolate City on with Ms. Tudi in the cut

...Spanish cop went HAM at the GAWD 'fukkin Potato Sack Bag'

Black Jesus FUKKERY back to make the cypher complete

 

[BXKingPin82]

Maggie & Dianne are back

 

[Golayitdown]

This season is gonna be lit

 

[Danie84]

Vic exposing Fish lowkey, on him 'shakin his draws for cash'

...'nikka you got a crush on me'

Only Black Jesus could make kids involved in a drive-by unintentionally hilarious, tho

 

[#SOG_soldier]

Link for episode one