Black man gets a haircut in Thailand......

[FaTaL]

 

[beenz]

@ the chick texting you the next day, she's tired of the faux brackman and wants the original brackman.

That's pretty crazy, I never got a chance to visit Asia, the continent seems like such a wildly different place.

:rose:

:deadbean:

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

They got some good bride in Thailand boy I tell you, even the MtF can be my wife

 

[Tommy Knocks]

You taking our brand abroad, this is the only stereotype I try to live up to, the ability to play basketball at a higher than Asian level. You out here getting crossed and boards almost slapped on you by Chow Yun? Shame on you breh, for shame!

Im not coordinated for dribbling. I suck. But in football I can read an offense and light a nikka up with this 4.49 speed tho.
Man aren't you well over 6ft? You'd prolly dunk on these nikkas so hard, they'd be intimidated off gp. I see sorry ass africans stylin on em. You might have that one PG tho, quick lil dude, but the rest are straight trash. They always looking for coaches, in fact thats how I met my ex, she approached me asking to be a coach I was like dont know shyt about basketball but roll thru to the crib.

I got to check it out before I leave this earth, like @beaniemac said, it seems like the Thais are like 10-20 years behind our culture yet with modern technology.

I was in thailand last summer, that shyt is lawless af, felt like a asian mexico but instead of donkey shows, chicken shows. Thais are not intimidated, in fact I'd go as far as to say THEY are intimidating.

Why I see 2 girls at the market street break out in a brawl throwing thai knees and elbows in a clinch (one girl used the actual thai clinch collar tie) and everyone around watching and laughing.

 

[Malta]

Im not coordinated for dribbling. I suck. But in football I can read an offense and light a nikka up with this 4.49 speed tho.


Man aren't you well over 6ft? You'd prolly dunk on these nikkas so hard, they'd be intimidated off gp. I see sorry ass africans stylin on em. You might have that one PG tho, quick lil dude, but the rest are straight trash. They always looking for coaches, in fact thats how I met my ex, she approached me asking to be a coach I was like dont know shyt about basketball but roll thru to the crib.

But them Asians are on some shyt when it comes to football, they want to know can you dunk or not. I'm 6'2" which isn't much taller and we'd have to play the same position in the NBA, you taking our brand on the road you need to be able to play basketball to further our dominance in the game :fukkYourFort:

Fam, you should have just coached and made some extra money, watch some Bobby Knight clips on youtube and just yell at dudes without any real direction on what to do.

I was in thailand last summer, that shyt is lawless af, felt like a asian mexico but instead of donkey shows, chicken shows. Thais are not intimidated, in fact I'd go as far as to say THEY are intimidating.

Why I see 2 girls at the market street break out in a brawl throwing thai knees and elbows in a clinch and everyone around watching and laughing.

I'd just assume everyone there knows Muy Thai and be on some real friendly shyt with everyone :Guidedtoislam:

I got a friend in Indonesia, seems pretty boring when compared to Thailand.

 

[Malta]

They got some good bride in Thailand boy I tell you, even the MtF can be my wife

How are you going to keep your mail order bride from being corrupted by Western values breh?


As for the second part you're on your own there plehboi

 

[BillBanneker]

I was in thailand last summer, that shyt is lawless af, felt like a asian mexico but instead of donkey shows, chicken shows. Thais are not intimidated, in fact I'd go as far as to say THEY are intimidating.

Why I see 2 girls at the market street break out in a brawl throwing thai knees and elbows in a clinch (one girl used the actual thai clinch collar tie) and everyone around watching and laughing.

Thailand sounds like a interesting place but I ain't trying to die by triangle submission.

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

How are you going to keep your mail order bride from being corrupted by Western values breh?


As for the second part you're on your own there plehboi

First I'm saving bit then were gonna travel places to absorb other people cultures

 

[Tommy Knocks]

But them Asians are on some shyt when it comes to football, they want to know can you dunk or not. I'm 6'2" which isn't much taller and we'd have to play the same position in the NBA, you taking our brand on the road you need to be able to play basketball to further our dominance in the game :fukkYourFort:

Fam, you should have just coached and made some extra money, watch some Bobby Knight clips on youtube and just yell at dudes without any real direction on what to do.

my nikka I dont know shyt about basketball. you come out here and coach, I don't want the european coaches (they're from spain and they def know basketball) being like

I'd just assume everyone there knows Muy Thai and be on some real friendly shyt with everyone :Guidedtoislam:

I got a friend in Indonesia, seems pretty boring when compared to Thailand.

I was talking to my russian homegirl about thailand just last night. I consider it hell on earth. Its like all sins of sins all done with a smile, some dusk til dawn type shyt. a place where trannys, theft, scams, blackouts, violence and regrets are the norm. Its a place where they are so friendly and warm but are fukking you at the same time. Its very hard to read their intent. They will pull a fast one on you but have the warmest smiles (they're liken to poor areas of brazil, they're not soft man). you know the movie hangover 2? its exactly like that. the way thailand is shown in movies is really how it is. Bangkok felt like TJ to me. I dont know if its because I went on my own, but man, I had to stay on my toes over there. They were trying to scam me left and right, ALL taxi drivers tried me, in fact I got ripped off my first 5 min there. and its the second place (first place being Venezuela) where shyt got real very quickly. I asked to go to a popular tourist bar and the cab driver took me to some dark alley bar with no name, and I was like "nikka quit playing I'm a vet, I ain't getting robbed today, don't make me pull my cell out and call the cops" I was bluffing cause I didn't even know what street I was on, I got caught slippin in that bytch, luckily Im not a stupid gringo cause I coulda got robbed that day" Thailand is real.

Fly women tho. but so many worker girls
had some titties put in my face, and one girl at a club try to jam, literally jam her tongue down my throat.
You thinking you macking then get to your room and they like 8,000 baht nikka. and you fukked up off that tequila, you either bite or have her get a little "I might have to call some nikkas"

Not all of Bangkok is this way, I'm sure if you're with a crew or know a local you're not tried as bad, but going solo is some risky muthafukkin shyt. Im never doing that again. I finally befriended some thug ass thai dude toward the end, and magically the vultures got off a nikka but yea Thais are not intimidated by black skin (which I have used as a shield)

 

[dennis roadman]

You taking our brand abroad, this is the only stereotype I try to live up to, the ability to play basketball at a higher than Asian level. You out here getting crossed and boards almost slapped on you by Chow Yun? Shame on you breh, for shame!





I got to check it out before I leave this earth, like @beaniemac said, it seems like the Thais are like 10-20 years behind our culture yet with modern technology.

i used to live next door to a building that housed a lot of chinese students, and they could all ball

they went up against these 5 from spain, and when you see 5 guys from spain on a court, you assume they're all good, or else they'd be playing soccer. nah, dudes from spain got worked. it was like watching chinese monstars out there

and i know a lotta thai people, most of them are hipsters

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

The whole ladyboys thing makes me not want to go there

 

[MoeDollaZ$]

>_< >_< >_<

this party got way to many asians

 

[Tommy Knocks]

The whole ladyboys thing makes me not want to go there

nah. they can't trick you. its against the law. they always and I mean ALWAYS tell you. They also have IDs they must show.

If they 'surprised' people, they'd be fukking so many peoples income because it would be known for being a place where you're being tricked for such things. Plus....they don't need to do such things, people go there exclusively for them....literally swarms and swarms of men from all over the world. Its not hard to find them, just go to nana plaza

The ones on the street, you can tell too, typically thai women don't cake their faces or look overtly fem, but ladyboys go over the top acting more fem than the females.

can't front tho, I went there like "Ill be able to tell", sure the low budget ones you can, but the high quality ones them nikkas are pretty.

 

[jilla82]

I was talking to my russian homegirl about thailand just last night. I consider it hell on earth. Its like all sins of sins all done with a smile, some dusk til dawn type shyt. a place where trannys, theft, scams, blackouts, violence and regrets are the norm. Its a place where they are so friendly and warm but are fukking you at the same time. Its very hard to read their intent. They will pull a fast one on you but have the warmest smiles (they're liken to poor areas of brazil, they're not soft man). you know the movie hangover 2? its exactly like that. the way thailand is shown in movies is really how it is. Bangkok felt like TJ to me. I dont know if its because I went on my own, but man, I had to stay on my toes over there. They were trying to scam me left and right, ALL taxi drivers tried me, in fact I got ripped off my first 5 min there. and its the second place (first place being Venezuela) where shyt got real very quickly. I asked to go to a popular tourist bar and the cab driver took me to some dark alley bar with no name, and I was like "nikka quit playing I'm a vet, I ain't getting robbed today, don't make me pull my cell out and call the cops" I was bluffing cause I didn't even know what street I was on, I got caught slippin in that bytch, luckily Im not a stupid gringo cause I coulda got robbed that day" Thailand is real.

Fly women tho. but so many worker girls
had some titties put in my face, and one girl at a club try to jam, literally jam her tongue down my throat.
You thinking you macking then get to your room and they like 8,000 baht nikka. and you fukked up off that tequila, you either bite or have her get a little "I might have to call some nikkas"

Not all of Bangkok is this way, I'm sure if you're with a crew or know a local you're not tried as bad, but going solo is some risky muthafukkin shyt. Im never doing that again. I finally befriended some thug ass thai dude toward the end, and magically the vultures got off a nikka but yea Thais are not intimidated by black skin (which I have used as a shield)

its like that in most places that eat off of tourist.

I got into it w/ a Vietnamese cab driver (dude had the coke fingernail and everything). Homey made a 5min drive 30min...drove us to the other side of town...and ended up getting lost.
I hoped out the cab and was like . Said I aint paying.
walked into a coffee shop to try and figure out how I was going to get back...5min later I see dude pull up in the parking lot yelling.

Ended up being a big ass scene w/ people just looking at us. Nobody spoke english. One breh pulled out his phone and translated what was going on to me.
Just imagine yelling at dude talking Vietnamese to you
shyt makes me laugh just thinking about it...but when it was going down I had mixed emotions

 

[BillBanneker]

nah. they can't trick you. its against the law. they always and I mean ALWAYS tell you. They also have IDs they must show.

If they 'surprised' people, they'd be fukking so many peoples income because it would be known for being a place where you're being tricked for such things. Plus....they don't need to do such things, people go there exclusively for them....literally swarms and swarms of men from all over the world. Its not hard to find them, just go to nana plaza

Tranny IDs, don't tell me all of Thailand is this demonic? I just wan't to eat some authentic Panang Curry and Pad Prik King Pork