Black McDonalds vs white McDonalds vs Mexican McDonalds

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Two+ year old thread still going. And about McDonald's restaurants. :snoop:
I rarely go to McDonald's but I do if I'm on the road. Basically, I don't know who owns/runs them: black, white, hispanic or asian.
When I was a cop, I would avoid all the black McDonald's like the Bubonic Plague (and I knew which ones they were because I worked in those areas). You have no idea who is serving you and who really hates cops. I'm guessing they would just put in everything, floor cleaner, ammonia, soap, poop, Windex, hairnet, sperm or weed, into your food.
 
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FreshFromATL said:
The McDonald's by me got:

two big-ass flat screens wit CNN constantly playing...
Beautiful brick building with nice floors...
Machines that you can choose from over 25 different beverages...
You have couples that actually sit in there on simple dates talking and shyt...
You have college kids in their doing their homework on their laptops like they at starbucks and shyt...
You have families that treat their kids to McDonald's and enjoy family time in their...

:wtf: when did McDonald's step their game up like this?
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McDonald's has been upping their game for a minute. This came under a BLACK CEO by the way but he just "retired" because sales have been sliding for awhile now.
 
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The Nigerian said:
Okay, what's your favorite McDonald's to go to? They all have their strengths and weaknesses.

Black McDonalds

Pros:
  • Great sound track
  • Entertaining post-bar/club scene
  • Hot Black girls work there and frequent the spot
  • You get the Black hook up

Cons:
  • Loooong wait
  • Cold food
  • No custom sandwiches
  • High levels of incompetence
  • All orders come with a side of 'tude.
  • Heightened potential for violence.
  • You might end up the next contestant on that WSHH screen.
  • Often in dangerous areas. (Wait, if you're behind bulletproof glass shouldn't I be given a vest?)
  • All of your white and Mexican friends get charged extra for sauce often right after you got the hook up... :scheme:


Mexican McDonalds

Pros:
  • Fast service
  • Your food is hot
  • Your food is prepared beautifully
  • Clean facilities

Cons:
  • No custom sandwiches
  • Dollar menu? What's that?
  • You might get the wrong food with your order
  • You may have to repeat your order
  • You may have to watch some super hardcore management that makes everybody feel bad (FASTER! FASTER!)
  • You WILL get charged for extra sauces and lettuce (I've had Jose straight up pocket the extra charges right in front of me) then he hit me with the :birdman:


white McDonald's

Pros:
  • Great customer service
  • The most updated floor plans
  • Less likely to see violence
  • No petty charges
  • You will get your custom order
  • Your safety and comfort is guarenteed...
  • You can cut in line

Cons:
  • Filthy bathrooms
  • Sloppy burgers
  • Burnt fries
  • The women on both sides of the counter are always the most hideous
  • WTF DID YOU DO TO MY BURGER, STEVE!? :stopitslime: :smugfavre:

I rank them as follows:

Mexican > White > Black

While I dig the music and the attractive women I don't come to McDonald's for that sh!t. I want to get my food hot, fresh and in a hurry. I don't need to watch customers get cussed by employees and vice-versa. That, plus the violence and long wait puts the Black McDonald's in dead last. The white McDonalds comes in 2nd because while I didn't see the make this sloppy ass burger I'm glad I didn't get charged for the tomato and the lettuce. Not only that, but the hog behind the counter knows exactly what button to push so you will get what you want. Mexicans win hands down. Yeah, the order is a little wrong, and yeah, there's no dollar menu, but these people bust their ass to hook you up as quickly as possible. Simplify your order and KIM.
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nikka! This shyt is spot on breh. :pachaha:
 
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We have to do a better job of serving each other. Went to a black McDonald's in Alabama and I shyt you not I waited 40 minutes in the drive thru and didn't get shyt for free. And you all are damned right about the ice cream machine, the shyt NEVER works at the Black McDonald's. Mexicans stay getting orders wrong. There aren't any white McDonald's near me. Even in nice areas they are run by Mexicans. Never saw an Asian one either.
 
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I used to work at mcdonalds in North philly

We used to have that bytch popping :ohlawd:

When I worked at the cac store it was boring af
 
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Lazy and bad attitudes is he only reason I don't like fukking with hood spots....


but I do get that hookup though :francis:



White spots are straight with customer service but you will get stared at by customers... some are nice others are just :stopitslime:


Other spots are like a mixture of the 2. Sometimes you have to repeat shyt (which is annoying af) sometimes you get attitude (lil spanish bytch was giving me attitude the other day at my burrito spot, while the white and asian chick was cool), and sometimes people (kids mostly) stare like they never seen anyone that look like you before.


Whatever, Pro's and Cons to anything :yeshrug:
 
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