#BlackMenGreetings on twitter

[gogogubari]

There's an older white broad that started working here, like 5 months ago. She now has to say, "lawd, chile" and "I know you lying" after something outlandish, like I do. I think that its rubbed off on her, bc when she says it EVERYBODY looks at her funny.

 

[YakSpiller]

This shyt had me rollin.

Key & Peele never been funny to me, but that shyt just had me

The way he walked up to that one bruh

 

[YakSpiller]

Nah cant forget the Barbershop greeting. If you got that bond with ya barber. You just dap the barber up and you don't even have to tell him what haircut he automatically knows

You:Hows the fam *daps*

Barber:They good,wifey stressin,kids growing up

*silences as barber cuts for 5 mins*

*takes cape off*

You:Aight B see you in a week

Barber:

Don't speak one word about hair, he just knows

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Don't speak one word about hair, he just knows

Yep and if it's a new barber he knows what you want.Might just hand you a card lol

 

[TheKang]

"Alrite now Alrite now...Aye I'm just tryna be like you when I grow up"-Older to younger

That's that torch pass blessing

 

[Rawtid]

This is hilarious!! I love it.

We need some Jamaican male greetings. My step dad says shyt like "Man ain't nothing doing".

 

[Chip Skylark]

Lol I swear I go through the one about the hoes everyday..

 

[Ronnie Lott]

This shyt had me rollin.

 

[True Blue Moon]

Walking down the street and this dude a little older than me aggressively with love was like "What's good black?"

Me: Alright, bruh. I can't complain.

We hit each other with like 5 more shyts all while passing each other at a regular walking pace. It had the feeling of "we been through some shyt the past few years right? I see you black"


Then when I got to the dispensary a brotha coming out went out of his way to speak

Another time on the way to San Diego with my wife, she was sitting passenger side and kept trying to get me to look at something. I was bout to get mad cuz I gotta keep my eyes on the road. I look up and see this light skinned brotha also older than me damn near driving wreckless just so he can speed up to me and throw up the Kappa sign (I'm a Que. He saw my plates). I laugh and throw up a Que hook with the tongue out. We honk point and laugh. He speeds off.

Different frats but still black men acknowledging each other's greatness.

These three off the top of my head made me feel proud as fukk

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

What dey do!

I cant call it

I see you pleighboi

 

[Ghost Utmost]

What up, now?

What's good.

Chillin.

Aiight doe.

This is me when I see a black male in my apartment complex. Not alot of black males living there.

I been living beside different white people for years and never say one word to them.

Or if it's a Sistren:

How you doin?

I'm doin good.

Automatic. Every time. Still don't know niqqas names.

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

shyt was dope until nikkas in here had to start getting emotional

 

[Monoblock]

shyt happened today at work walking off the train in passing another brother. Just looked up and gave each other the nod going opposite directions.

 

[HeavyTheDon]

How long until whites steal our greetings though?

 

[MF_BREW]

what's good young blood?