I went to Phuket twice in the late 90s when I was in the Navy, and was literally treated like a God on Earth
I remember going to the bar on the beach for the 1st time
The old heads told us how it was before we got there, but you don't believe it until you see it
When you get to the bar, the system was they had a group of chicks who's job was to take care of the Americans during their visit, so when you sit down, the bar girls start posturing for attention, you pick one, and she's pretty much your interpreter, servant, tour guide for the whole time you're there, for like 5 bucks a day.
The whole time you're at the bar they get your drinks, sit quietly beside you (or on your lap), wipe your sweat, order your food, the whole nine.
Then if you want her to hang around when you bounce, she shows you all the great, cheap 4-5 star restaurants, takes you to the kickboxing matches, shows you the best bungalows to rent, and will stay with you and fukk all night if that's your thing.
shyt was beautiful.