Blood came out of my urethra(pause)

[Citi Trends]

I was like 30 minutes into some alone time(much longer than usual) (pause)

For some reason I could barely feel anything and then i feel some liquid dripping down (pause)

So I took some kleenex and wiped it off and looked and it had like a yellowy tint. But I was like whatever and I just kept going cause I didn't think I was fully done (pause)

So I keep going and I just keep dripping and as I wipe it's going from yellow to orange to red. (pause)

So I'm like "Damn did I cut my dikk?" But no it was coming out my peehole. So after some googling and and hoping I found out you can pop a blood vessel by enjoying yourself too much, so that's what I went with. (pause)

 

[MAKAVELI25]

I was like 30 minutes into some alone time(much longer than usual) (pause)

For some reason I could barely feel anything and then i feel some liquid dripping down (pause)

So I took some kleenex and wiped it off and looked and it had like a yellowy tint. But I was like whatever and I just kept going cause I didn't think I was fully done (pause)

So I keep going and I just keep dripping and as I wipe it's going from yellow to orange to red. (pause)

So I'm like "Damn did I cut my dikk?" But no it was coming out my peehole. So after some googling and and hoping I found out you can pop a blood vessel by enjoying yourself too much, so that's what I went with. (pause)

This is LITERALLY one of the worst uses of the 'dame dash' smiley that I've ever seen

 

[ADK]

Ew you know thats a sign of aids tho.

Also arent you the guy with the Weeknd afro. Hows that lookin nowadays.

 

[Citi Trends]

Ew you know thats a sign of aids tho.

Also arent you the guy with the Weeknd afro. Hows that lookin nowadays.

why you wanna know

 

[DreadBrown]

Rip my g

 

[Nick Barnes]

you might wanna see a doctor.

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Send this to the salon

 

[ADK]

why you wanna know

Cuz I'm growin my hair back out ya feel me. I was puttin people on the nudred yrs ago but I think you were the 1 who got that look without it. Prolly used berries and oils.

 

[Roid Jones]

You might want to join the no fap movement

 

[Larry Lobster]

 

[Amphibious]

Join no fap. I've been trying to get back to it for over a year

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

ive been shytting razorblades for like a month now. every shyt feels like a fight to the death. my ass bleeds every time. im too scared to go to the doctor tho and am waiting for it to go away on its own

 

[Citi Trends]

Cuz I'm growin my hair back out ya feel me. I was puttin people on the nudred yrs ago but I think you were the 1 who got that look without it. Prolly used berries and oils.

i twist and untwist it sometimes
looks fine

You might want to join the no fap movement

i have been cutting back since that

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

Heard Virginia got good real estate

 

[LogicFirst]

i twist and untwist it sometimes
looks fine


i have been cutting back since that

Every doctor will tell you; Google does not make you a doctor capable of self diagnosis