L Ray
All Star
Finally copped brehs
. Never died so many times within the first hour of a game. Finally beat that big Frankenstein mofo beating on the door, had to my son was sitting next to me cheering me on
. Immediately lost all my echos going down a hole to some fish lookin dudes. Got scared of some big dog things on the bridge think I may have had better luck with them
.
When I get swole I'm heading back to the beginning to exact revenge on that big homie with the giant sword in the alley. He took my pride and soul too many times to let go
. Never died so many times within the first hour of a game. Finally beat that big Frankenstein mofo beating on the door, had to my son was sitting next to me cheering me on
. Immediately lost all my echos going down a hole to some fish lookin dudes. Got scared of some big dog things on the bridge think I may have had better luck with them
.When I get swole I'm heading back to the beginning to exact revenge on that big homie with the giant sword in the alley. He took my pride and soul too many times to let go



but nothing too tough. Medusa heads aren't too bad if I take them down one at a time and do a charged 2 handed R2 if I don't sneak/visceral them. Those little bundles of snakes die in 2 hits but I almost got shook when I saw the giant versions spitting poison out
....but they die in a couple hits themselves
. I've unlocked the 2nd elevator shortcut near the muddy lake (which house Warthogs for whatever reason now
) and I'm pretty sure I'm right near the next boss area.
. So I 2 hand my axe like "what's poppin nikka?
" Man this motherfukker took 2/3rds of my life with 1 swipe and transforms when his health is low
. Needless to say, he killed me so I figure I'm going back to the Hunter's Dream and I'll come back and switch up my tactics since he's close to the Cathedral Ward lamp...man a cutscene started with my point a view from inside the bag and I'm like "
but I just beat a boss
." I get sent to this prison where there are multiple bag dudes waiting for you in the rooms outside of the cell
, but I kind of figured them out. They telegraph their attacks long enough for a parry and a visceral attack that'll take off 2/3rds of their life and by the time they finish transforming I can finish them off, but you CANNOT let up for a second. I make my way up a staircase to reach a lamp and I get the fukk outta there because I'm CLEARLY not about this life yet
. Turns out this place is all the way on the 3rd tombstone
. I'm sitting at +96 boost as of right now.
they all get stronger? After like 10 more deaths your boy realized he needed to repair his weapon
. And leveled up some stats, came out like a G finally beating the cleric boss
, but I'll be back to lay my pimp hand down after I get brolic
.
I will def cop Souls 3 first day when it drops.
"My man"
was one of those decisions I knew was terrible mid swing but had no choice at that point. I'll do her story line after I beat it and start over, but on my first play through this bytch is as good as dead
.