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This "Blow Job" Engagement Photo Would Really Stand Out On Your Refrigerator Door
Certainly a conversation starter.
BY HANNAH SMOTHERS
MAY 4, 2018
22.2K
FACEBOOK/MICHELKLOOSTER.COM
You could take regular engagement photos — you know, holding hands next to a big tree, jumping in the air in some field, or sharing a milkshake at a diner you've literally never been to before (Idk guys I don't know what these things are supposed to look like!). OR you could take the road less traveled, and announce your engagement to family, friends, and loved ones with portrait of you going down on your future husband in the middle of a lush forest, like this couple did.
FACEBOOK/MICHELKLOOSTER.COM
Spotted by Jezebel, photographer Michel Klooster captured the bride-to-be giving a fake (note the little undies on the guy's butt) blow job to her future husband in what looks like a very beautiful forest. Just purely in terms of composition, the photo is *chef's kiss* fantastic. But the idea to pose in faux fellatio is brilliant, and I love it. I love it!
Naturally, because people are fuddy duddies, Klooster had to update the Facebook caption on the photo to let people in the comments know that this is obviously fake, and no dikk was out when this image was captured. He also says that anyone who fails to see the humor in this needs to go back to 1996, before humor was invented (an odd year to chose but whatever I admire the spirit behind this!).
All I'm saying is I've seen my fair share of refrigerators plastered with the same, pastel-hued engagement photos that literally every couple takes. They're lovely images! Love is love. But all I'm saying is I would be much more likely to pin something like the blow job engagement photo up on my fridge — hell, I would FRAME IT — than all those other Easter egg-looking portraits.
Couple Stages Blow Job For Their Engagement Photo
Certainly a conversation starter.
BY HANNAH SMOTHERS
MAY 4, 2018
22.2K
FACEBOOK/MICHELKLOOSTER.COM
You could take regular engagement photos — you know, holding hands next to a big tree, jumping in the air in some field, or sharing a milkshake at a diner you've literally never been to before (Idk guys I don't know what these things are supposed to look like!). OR you could take the road less traveled, and announce your engagement to family, friends, and loved ones with portrait of you going down on your future husband in the middle of a lush forest, like this couple did.
FACEBOOK/MICHELKLOOSTER.COM
Spotted by Jezebel, photographer Michel Klooster captured the bride-to-be giving a fake (note the little undies on the guy's butt) blow job to her future husband in what looks like a very beautiful forest. Just purely in terms of composition, the photo is *chef's kiss* fantastic. But the idea to pose in faux fellatio is brilliant, and I love it. I love it!
Naturally, because people are fuddy duddies, Klooster had to update the Facebook caption on the photo to let people in the comments know that this is obviously fake, and no dikk was out when this image was captured. He also says that anyone who fails to see the humor in this needs to go back to 1996, before humor was invented (an odd year to chose but whatever I admire the spirit behind this!).
All I'm saying is I've seen my fair share of refrigerators plastered with the same, pastel-hued engagement photos that literally every couple takes. They're lovely images! Love is love. But all I'm saying is I would be much more likely to pin something like the blow job engagement photo up on my fridge — hell, I would FRAME IT — than all those other Easter egg-looking portraits.
Couple Stages Blow Job For Their Engagement Photo
