Book your finish to Summerslam

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

Brock brutalizes Cena on the way to winning the title. Cena teases at cheating/betraying his morals to win, but decides not to and Brock gives him the beats with about 3 F-5's. :brawk:

Trips comes out with Steph (who's given Brie the beats earlier) and shakes hands with the most Based Paul of all. Job well done, guys. :smughhh:

...but Seth pops out with the case with Citizen Step-Daddy Kane and a ref. You can't trust Trips at Summerslam anymore. It's a swerve, brehs. :shovel:

They're unleashing the hounds on Brock because they know they can't control him. However, Seth & Kane get the fukking brakes beaten off of them and everyone's shook... :lupegarvey:

Then, Cena (who has been :deadcena1: as all of this was happening gets up, grabs a chair, and DESTROYS Brock with it. Then, he destroys everyone else with it. fukk everybody.:cenasabo:

The PPV ends with Cena in the ring looking like :demoniccena: and the crowd like...

I like that! We really need a badass Cena again. His fans will finally hit puberty and we get someone to cheer. Reigns can play his backup.

 

[HYDRO]

asteroid hits the arena just as the ref is at 2 and the world ends putting us all out of our misery

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Cena retains due to DQ/draw/other fukkery, Brock destroys him after, Seth cashes in. Then Brock destroys Seth too.

 

[TrueEpic08]

I'd like to see Cena lose similar to how Hogan did to Brock, Cena never gives up (because they're not gonna let him tap) but ends up passing out in a submission for the "technical submission" Heyman could have a promo field day with "Brock took everything from Cena at Summerslam including his consciousness. I tried to offer a spoiler but no one would believe"


urine, blood, vomit.

This is the only thing that should happen. Brock beats Cena bloody and wins by stoppage. No gimmickry, no bullshyt. Just Brock standing tall and dominant as champion. Anything else would constitute braindead booking.

Heyman can gloat about it for the next 6 months while Cena takes time to heal/film movies/fulfill wishes/eat Fruit Pebbles/buy Nikki Bella unreasonable shyt.

Seth would gain NOTHING from being involved with any of this and, in fact, involving him with the match runs the risk of killing his heat and development stone dead. Just keep it simple.

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Cena retains due to DQ/draw/other fukkery, Brock destroys him after, Seth cashes in. Then Brock destroys Seth too.

ugh thats awful breh

 

[AquaCityBoy]

ugh thats awful breh

It's not supposed to be good. :cener:

 

[I-Hate-You]

Cena face down in a disgusting pool of blood, piss and vomit.


































Then Hogan comes out and gives himself a match like Mania IX and gets his win back vs. Brock via bearhug. :hulkblessed:

 

[Shadow]

Brock beats up Cena for the majority of the match, looks like he's going to win and then...

Spoiler

Cena rolls up Brock, 1...2...3.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Theyre going to address the briefcase at some point. Hopefully they dont beat Cena to a pulp to DQ then Rollins comes down and gets the belt as some have suggested. Brock needs the strap but if they dont address the briefcase itll become meaningless knowing brock will not be a regular.

Brock takes an AA, kicks out, beats Cena bloody, gives him two F5's then puts on the kimura and cena taps. Brock continues to stomp out Cena and gives him another F5 and more stomps...

Spoiler

Michael Crabtree and Jim Harbaugh run down and blindside Brock and Heyman while Cena recovers and joins in...then

Spoiler

Spoiler

and Pete Carroll run down, Carroll hits Harbaugh over the head with a chair and throws his gum at him like Mr Perfect and Sherman holds Crabtree by his jersey for 5 seconds and

..

Spoiler

Vernon Davis walks out pointing his finger like Hogan but Kam Chancellor spears him into the bushes

.

Spoiler

Meanwhile, cena tries to fight back but brock throws him out of the ring and gets a table..Carroll locks Harbaugh into a Von Erich Claw submission and Brock throws Crabtree in the air for an F5 while Sherman gives him an RKO mid air through the table. Sherman spraypaints 12 on crabtrees back and paul heyman spits on Cena

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[BiggWebb79]

Brock beats Cena after 3 f5, match ends. Brock then gets a chair and beat the blood, urine,& vomit out of Cena until RR comes down hits Brock with a spear sets-up for the superman punch, but instead Paul pulls Brock out of the ring.

 

[RammerJammer]

F5, kickout, f5, armbar, TAPOUT

That would be cool, not only would he end the streak but also make Cena for the first time since...I don't know lol

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Cena face down in a disgusting pool of blood, piss and vomit



















Then Hogan comes out and gives himself a match like Mania IX and gets his win back vs. Brock via bearhug. :hulkblessed:

still gotta be a top 3 wildest finish ever...the immortal hulk hogan losing on free tv to a bearhug

 

[Mook]

ugh thats awful breh

Remember when the belt meant something and everyone tried to put it over above people?

 

[mcellas]

F5, kickout, f5, armbar, TAPOUT

ARMBAR!!!!!!!!
shyt made me think of this

 

[CM_Burns]

Brother, it depends on where you're going in the next few months and Mania 31. I don't think they're giving Brock these huge wins just to put over a scrub in Roman reigns at Mania 31, I think more likely he's being built to face Rock in a match that would draw big or D Bry to see if they can push him to the next level.

Brock should beat Cena brutally and Seth shouldn't have anything to do with the match. Him coming out to lose to Lesnar would make Brock seem super dominant but him beating Cena and Taker at WM more than does that. Seth shouldn't win the belt either.