*subs in case
@Art Barr comes in here to berate the OP*

Its not if, it's a matter of when.
Even though most of the time I feel like I need a decoder ring to understand what he's saying

you can't put him on ignore. Can't risk missing out on the gems he drops like, "The time he made a martini for Michael Jordan", or "That his mother was Earl the Pearls chauffeur", or "that he deflowered Miss Illinois, who now works in the White House". I mean how can you put a man who has led such an extraordinary life, on ignore
