- I was 19, she was 27
- She worked at the front office of the apartment I was staying in at the time
- Shorty was BAD, 5'2, PETITE, chocolate thang, and really, there was nothing BUT bad hoes working there, minus the manager, who was a heavier white woman

- The day I signed my lease, I hollered at her, she told me she recently broke up with her Baby Daddy and was living with a current BF together, ON the property

- The immediate red flags should've went up, they didn't

- Continued simpin for a few days whenever I could, basically, when her hoe ass BD and BF weren't around

- She ended up inviting me over to MEET her BF and "have a drink" within the first week of me living there

- BF thought I was "a cool breh"

- He was hispanic
- The VERY NEXT DAY, (had already switched numbers at this point), she invited me over again, except this time she said to come thru the next morning AFTER her BF left to work

- This is 730am, her child is still sleeping in his crib in another room

- Within 5 minutes she was in nothing but a black G-String on the bed, Booty in the air, WITH a pink dildo AND a vibrator laying next to her

- 100% FACTS BREHS

- What I do? I WENT STRAIGHT TO WORK, I'm talking bout playing with the hoes booty hole and p*ssy at the same time AFTER only 5 minutes in her house alone

- Ended up straight face fuccin that whore sloppy, smutted her out for 30 min, and ended it with NUT on her face


- Also, I made a "reservation" that first fucc day to come thru and beat the brakes off again

- Which I did, many, many times
But yeah, all this happened literally within 15 days of meeting a broad with a BD and BF and child, all in a new area with zero friends at the time...I was

Or so I thought (word to Charlie)
