Bowser Was #Rawgang And A Terrible Father

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Wrong .

Koopa kids were ORIGINALLY portrayed as Bowser's kids. But Nintendo realized how bad it was optically to have a dead beat turtle whore as their main villain. It was later on, Nintendo decided to change that fact.

Look at them lil b*stards and tell me they ain't the spitting image of Bowser. DNA test results are in, and only one of them really isn't his

"Today on the Maury-o Povich show we are here to determine the paternity of the Koopa kids"

 

[Da_Eggman]

Hate all you want but he set up all his kids with they very own castle

they all went to Ivy League schools I bet

that hating ass plumber salty he took his bish had to go around blowing them up

 

[humminbird]

Only reason Mario is risking life and limb for that hoe:

mario doesn't get any cheeks. He's a simp

 

[MikelArteta]

The ending of Mario Odyssey exposed her as such.



Mario went all over the world (and at one point fought a dragon ripped out of Dark Souls) and she was about to leave him on the moon.

short gang taking l's

if he was 6'5 like @Malcolmxxx_23

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

"Today on the Maury-o Povich show we are here to determine the paternity of the Koopa kids"

Bowser sitting in the cut like

 

[Address_Unknown]

The koopalings are not his kids, it been confirmed a long time ago. That his only kid is Bowser Jr.

Let these cats have they fun. I mean some folks don't even know the difference between Baby Bowser and Bowser JR much less the fact that there is a difference.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

short gang taking l's

if he was 6'5 like @Malcolmxxx_23

Mario is 44 inches / 3'8"/ 112 cm tall. Luigi is 49 inches / 4'1" / 124.5 cm tall. Peach is 52 inches / 4'4" / 132 cm tall without the crown.



Wow princess peach towers over Mario

Might be something to that @Coronavirus u might wanna make a thread about that

 

[MikelArteta]

mario might be the goat simp this breh is simping on 8 bit, on gameboy, on snes, n64, on tv shows, on the big screen

 

[kaldurahm]

Then Mario and Luigi got that damn fungus, Toad, following them wherever they go. Peach knows this and will fukk with Mario from time to time. All of them filthy

 

[The Wall Is Undefeated!]

Mario is a plumber, but apparently couldn’t lay down pipe.

 

[The Wall Is Undefeated!]

The koopalings are not his kids, it been confirmed a long time ago. That his only kid is Bowser Jr.

Nintendo did the koopalings dirty.
Or maybe Bowser doesn't want to pay child support!

Roy Koopa: "Yo dad wassup."

Bowser: "I ain't ya daddy. fukk outta here."

Lemmy: "You broke ass nikka. How you gon' say that."

Bowser: "I don't give a fukk. Get lost."

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Nintendo did the koopalings dirty.
Or maybe Bowser doesn't want to pay child support!

Roy Koopa: "Yo dad wassup."

Bowser: "I ain't ya daddy. fukk outta here."

Lemmy: "You broke ass nikka. How you gon' say that."

Bowser: "I don't give a fukk. Get lost."

Nintendo conspired to conceal the paternity of the koopa kids as a way to get Bowser out of child support

 

[humminbird]

Let these cats have they fun. I mean some folks don't even know the difference between Baby Bowser and Bowser JR much less the fact that there is a difference.

there's a baby bowser?

 

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The ending of Mario Odyssey exposed her as such.



Mario went all over the world (and at one point fought a dragon ripped out of Dark Souls) and she was about to leave him on the moon.

Hate it to see, Mario risking life and limb for her!

 

[AceMan]