Box bytches

[The_King_of_Everything]

HOW IN THE fukk DO WOMEN LET THEMSELVES GO LIKE THAT!?


Unless you had a kid or sometype of genetic disorder ain't no excuse to be walking around here looking Vader from WWF


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Saw this girl I use to talk to. Was the baddest bytch in college. Long story short, she came back to my place to chill and smoke hookah (I had no intentions of smashing but I know shorty likes me).

She gets up to go to my bathroom and not only is this bytch shaped like spongebob square pants aka a box bytch (didn't realize it when we were out) but she also took a dump in my bathroom.

bytch spent the night too. Talking about "are you lit? "

I'm like: "naw sober like shyt "

Her: "it's 4am where I'm sleeping tonight? "

Me: "you can use my throw and sleep on the couch and use the Apple TV if you wanna watch something. Night night! "

Her: :

Me:

Kicked her out first thing in the morning and scrubbed my bathroom

 

[Neuromancer]

Body positivity and simps friend. They will gas these women up fiercely.

 

[Groanman]

Pics or it didn't happen, OP.

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

Body positivity and simps friend. They will gas these women up fiercely.

She even Lowkey noticed that I noticed because she made a comment about her arms being fat and how she needs to stop bluffing on going to the gym.


I'm looking at her like yeah nikka do that shyt

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

Pics or it didn't happen, OP.

Naw I'm not a mean person and would never shyt on her like that. I just really don't like fat people

 

[CinnaSlim]

Usually because they spend their good high metabolism years on sex/babies, drugs and alcohol (and junk food) and continue the same lifestyle when their metabolism slows down.

 

[CinnaSlim]

She even Lowkey noticed that I noticed because she made a comment about her arms being fat and how she needs to stop bluffing on going to the gym.


I'm looking at her like yeah nikka do that shyt

:teylol: shyt like that makes me laugh when people fish for compliments because I be doing the same thing - shutting them down and just agreeing with them.

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

:teylol: shyt like that makes me laugh when people fish for compliments because I be doing the same thing - shutting them down and just agreeing with them.

@ that smiley

 

[Poitier]

Its genetic

 

[Poitier]

Usually because they spend their good high metabolism years on sex/babies, drugs and alcohol (and junk food) and continue the same lifestyle when their metabolism slows down.