BP hoes >>>> Porn

winb83

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Real talk, over the past few months, I've been fukking BP hookers nearly as often as I masturbate to porn.

Why? I make a NYC level salary in a low cost area, so I have more disposable income now and a less expensive hooker market to select from. Top of the line hookers down here are only $300 an hour :ahh: In NYC, mid range escorts start at $300 :damn:

Whenever I get horny, instead of pleasuring myself, I prowl BP for the latest goods and smash a shorty for less than $150 per half hour. shyt is lovely. Today I hired a cute dark-skinned shawty with natural DDs. I made her give me a lap dance (I've always had a strip club fantasy :noah:) after which she rode my cock up and down in the chair. Such a beautiful sight. We moved to the bed and I came so hard I temporarily went deaf in my left ear :ohlawd:

I'm telling you all--this escort shyt is like a real life video game or porn-on-demand
i'd rather jack off for free than pay for p*ssy. the problem with paying for p*ssy is you spend your money and have nothing of value to show for it when all is said and done.
 

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i'd rather jack off for free than pay for p*ssy. the problem with paying for p*ssy is you spend your money and have nothing of value to show for it when all is said and done.

This is the case with paying for any experience---the same as paying for a vacation--you're not paying for anything of value once the vacation is over.
 

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Real talk, over the past few months, I've been fukking BP hookers nearly as often as I masturbate to porn.

Why? I make a NYC level salary in a low cost area, so I have more disposable income now and a less expensive hooker market to select from. Top of the line hookers down here are only $300 an hour :ahh: In NYC, mid range escorts start at $300 :damn:

Whenever I get horny, instead of pleasuring myself, I prowl BP for the latest goods and smash a shorty for less than $150 per half hour. shyt is lovely. Today I hired a cute dark-skinned shawty with natural DDs. I made her give me a lap dance (I've always had a strip club fantasy :noah:) after which she rode my cock up and down in the chair. Such a beautiful sight. We moved to the bed and I came so hard I temporarily went deaf in my left ear :ohlawd:

I'm telling you all--this escort shyt is like a real life video game or porn-on-demand
It's fun right now breh...
But let me tell you something that you need to understand.

One day it's going to be a cop, you are going to go to jail and you can lose your job.

One day it's going to be a robbery set up.
Quit while you ahead.
 
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