BP hoes >>>> Porn

[TheBigBopper]

Real talk, over the past few months, I've been fukking BP hookers nearly as often as I masturbate to porn.

Why? I make a NYC level salary in a low cost area, so I have more disposable income now and a less expensive hooker market to select from. Top of the line hookers down here are only $300 an hour In NYC, mid range escorts start at $300

Whenever I get horny, instead of pleasuring myself, I prowl BP for the latest goods and smash a shorty for less than $150 per half hour. shyt is lovely. Today I hired a cute dark-skinned shawty with natural DDs. I made her give me a lap dance (I've always had a strip club fantasy ) after which she rode my cock up and down in the chair. Such a beautiful sight. We moved to the bed and I came so hard I temporarily went deaf in my left ear

I'm telling you all--this escort shyt is like a real life video game or porn-on-demand

 

[Bud Bundy]

@RamDam12

 

[BrothaZay]

You live a sad life

 

[Rich Spirit]

 

[achawk13]

Real talk, over the past few months, I've been fukking BP hookers nearly as often as I masturbate to porn.

Why? I make a NYC level salary in a low cost area, so I have more disposable income now and a less expensive hooker market to select from. Top of the line hookers down here are only $300 an hour In NYC, mid range escorts start at $300

Whenever I get horny, instead of pleasuring myself, I prowl BP for the latest goods and smash a shorty for less than $150 per half hour. shyt is lovely. Today I hired a cute dark-skinned shawty with natural DDs. I made her give me a lap dance (I've always had a strip club fantasy ) after which she rode my cock up and down in the chair. Such a beautiful sight. We moved to the bed and I came so hard I temporarily went deaf in my left ear

I'm telling you all--this escort shyt is like a real life video game or porn-on-demand

Good shyt

 

[john goodman]

Good for you sounds like fun

Ever buy two hookers at once for a 3some?

 

[TheBigBopper]

Good for you sounds like fun

Ever buy two hookers at once for a 3some?

Thought about it, but the logistics of it seems like the whole thing is better on paper than in practice.

 

[904]

I'm too cheap for all that shyt.. I'll be looking at my watching adding minutes in my head like "Can I get this session prorated?"

 

[Kings County]

pof >

fukk em for free and dont gotta pay

 

[TheBigBopper]

pof >

fukk em for free and dont gotta pay

Unless you're fukking warthogs, that site only works if you've got a 6 pack and look like Trey Songz or Tyrese

 

[MidniteJay]

Not worth the potential STDs

 

[TheBigBopper]

Not worth the potential STDs

I always wrap my tool up

 

[Kings County]

Unless you're fukking warthogs, that site only works if you've got a 6 pack and look like Trey Songz or Tyrese

dont have a 6 pack and i dont look like trey songz and im still plowing down 1 to 2 a week

 

[MidniteJay]

I always wrap my tool up

Does that do anything to herpes?

 

[havoc00]

sounds like a good time