don't nobody in the shoe store care about you like that breh...what list? the secret list of people who bought the new jordans

nobody cares that much nor are 'chicken heads at dtlr' going to plot on you or spread your shoe purchasing business.
I could see in some scenarios not wanting to show ID (

) but at the shoe store?
Are you a secret agent or a ninja or something
people always go to extremes on this website when trying to make their point of view seem right and superior to urs......secret agent? Ninja? how bout just a person that doesnt want strangers knowing my personal info.
but for arguments sake here's a more realistic take on what can happen when u just forking over ur id ignorantly to any and everybody who asks to see it......
if u are attractive the chick is glancing at ur address to satisfy her personal curiosity. If u disagree ur foolish.......so now not only does a chick, who u would probably prefer not knowing anything about u, know ur complete government name, she knows ur address and birthdate or whatever ........
bytch could pull u up on case search if she felt like it, and yea these bytches be doing that, google ur name to peep ur fb/instagram/twitter pics, or whatever other dumb shyt these bytches got apps for that give them personal info on u.......and the type of chicks that work at DTLR be the type of chicks to do this ish
as far fetched as they may seem to u i would prefer none of these things be a possiability in my simple goal to acquire a pair of shoes.......
these nikkas couldnt just draw the line at having me get out the bed at 4 and 5 oclock on a saturday morning to stand in line........noooooo, now i got to get carded to get a ticket too......its too much man