Breaking: 2 astronauts currently stuck INDEFINITELY in SPACE on a Boeing spaceship (Update 5: they still up there)

[horizon]

ChatGPT wouldn’t have been able to write this year from hell for Boeing

 

[TrifeGod]

 

[Mass]

Nasa released a statement and said the weird noises were interference.

Lol.

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

If they make it back I hope they sue the shyt outta NASA
This is unacceptable
I expected this from Russia or India

 

[MushroomX]

Its those Sharks... in Space.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

ChatGPT wouldn’t have been able to write this year from hell for Boeing

 

[Killer Instinct]

 

[BaileyPark31]

Nasa released a statement and said the weird noises were interference.

Lol.

sure, NASA.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

I just listened to the audio, that was louder than expected

 

[King Poetic]

Im good

Can’t go to space or go deep in the oceans

No matter how much they will pay

 

[KBtheKey]

Something evil lurking in the dark

Did they say the sound coming from the speaker? Somebody done linked to the Bluetooth and are playing the ultimate prank on them people

 

[Diondon]

The hitman should have made it there by now

 

[African Peasant]

@SPACE IS FAKE

 

[Wepa Man]

 

[General Mills]

They need to quit fukking around and send Dom and his family to investigate and rescue.

I honestly can’t understand why they have not done this yet

Tyrese can be the first nikka to cry over a bytch in space