Breaking: 2 astronauts currently stuck INDEFINITELY in SPACE on a Boeing spaceship (Update 5: they still up there)

[newarkhiphop]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/busi...arliner-astronauts-stuck-orbit-space-station/

NASA Should Ditch the Spin

Americans deserve more transparency about Boeing’s space-debut debacle.

www.theatlantic.com

 

[Kasgoinjail]

U gotta be lying

 

[Collateral]

Boeing

RIP Butch & Sunita

 

[BlackMajik]

 

[ItsPeople]

Couldn’t even bless the man with a nice pawg to look at for eternity.

 

[newarkhiphop]

U gotta be lying

No return date for Nasa astronauts amid problems with Boeing Starliner capsule

 

[east]

@SPACE IS FAKE

 

[The Guru]

Boeing is disintegrating before our very eyes.

 

[Ironman]

Boeing needs to be eradicated

 

[newarkhiphop]

@Space Cowboy

 

[42 Monks]

they're likely stuck til mid august

 

[King_Kamala61]

Yea...I'd tell ol gal look...we may as well just get to fukking

 

[Killer Instinct]

That would be terrifying. It's good that there's no such thing as space & that we're living in a simulation.

 

[Seoul Gleou]

They knew what time it was the moment they saw Boeing

 

[Elim Garak]

That would be terrifying. It's good that there's no such thing as space & that we're living in a simulation.

I would think with a flat earth that they could just do some quick calculations and slide right in.