Breaking: 2 astronauts currently stuck INDEFINITELY in SPACE on a Boeing spaceship (Update 5: they still up there)

[7th Letter Specialist]

Damn, that's hella fukked up. I wouldn't wish that on nobody. Condolences

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

They aren't stranded, they're at the ISS. They could simply board another ship and go home but are choosing to stay till their shuttle is fixed.

Aww that's it?
Man if they don't take they ass home

 

[NoMorePie]

They're not stuck..

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

The U.S need to go ahead and give that contract for the next space shuttle to Lockheed Martin and Norththrop Grumman on a joint venture… Enough of the sourcing out the space shuttle missions to SpaceX and Boeing..

 

[Wildin]

She’s an astronaut with a masters not an IG model. Beating off all day has your minds addled.

She'll suck your dikk and calculate the time it took you to bust relative to the revolutions of her tongue x the stroke rate which she figures changes based on length x width x diameter.

 

[BlackAchilles]

Boeing replacing GM as the poster child for the fall off of American industry

 

[King_Kamala61]

Aight...well you die with a full load...Imma fukk her and speak life into her...the little we got left anyway

 

[rbksNgirbauds]

She’s an astronaut with a masters not an IG model. Beating off all day has your minds addled.

Nahh bro she's just hit, objectively

 

[5n0man]

Aww that's it?
Man if they don't take they ass home

Fr

I came in this thread expecting them to be floating away into nothingness, instead I find out they're chillin at a glorified airport.

 

[Paper Boi]

boeing spend more money on their hitmen than they do on their spaceships

sounds like some oceangate 2.0 shyt except with a company that was once a standard for quality.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I've read that they had zero problems with the space program until they started using private companies instead of the gov just doing everything.

Need to do some research but that sounds right.

Here's what companies do. They try to do shyt as cheap as possible. That's fine for a bicycle or even a car. The car starts having problems you just stop the car.

A space ship has ONE LITTLE problem and that whole shyt vaporizes. Instantly.

That's why companies prolly shouldn't be in charge of space ships. Even if whoever making the ship is doing extra.. great. Fine. Add an extra layer or 10.

Zero problems and Space program have never been uttered in the same sentence.
Are you talking about since the space shuttle was retired? or are you going all the way back to Apollo?

 

[Lootha VanDraws]

Are u saying that Boeing is the space/aviation version of that Titan submarine and that planes are being flown with rebore x box controllers?

Wow

Pretty much, bae

 

[broller]

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Government just need to sue them to the ground and take over the company.

 

[Ironman]

The U.S need to go ahead and give that contract for the next space shuttle to Lockheed Martin and Norththrop Grumman on a joint venture… Enough of the sourcing out the space shuttle missions to SpaceX and Boeing..

They should..but we know they won't