Breaking: 2 astronauts currently stuck INDEFINITELY in SPACE on a Boeing spaceship (Update 5: they still up there)

[Ku$h Parker]

Ive played/watched Alien,Prey,Total GOATcall and Space Balls and i might have to Commit Dat if thats the Case

 

[east]

Ive played/watched Alien,Prey,Total GOATcall and Space Balls and i might have to Commit Dat if thats the Case

reinstalling prey off the strength of this comment

negged cause i know i'm gonna fiend mooncrash and tank my productivity this week

 

[Jean toomer]

Boeing needs to be eradicated

Not possible. The impact on employment and domestic supply chain would effect the US economy significantly.

 

[Phantum]

A few months of drifting in space that's gonna look like prime Salma Hayek.

 

[valet]

 

[Big Boss]

 

[Jean Jacket]

A few months of drifting in space that's gonna look like prime Salma Hayek.

She looks like a smart witch.

 

[Koapa]

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. — NASA decided Saturday it’s too risky to bring two astronauts back to Earth in Boeing’s troubled new capsule, and they'll have to wait until next year for a ride home with SpaceX. What should have been a weeklong test flight for the pair will now last more than eight months.




https://www.wfaa.com/article/tech/s...-iss/285-f6c01e59-67fa-4a1f-931c-527d8726cbf7

They not coming back to earth until Feb 2025.

Boeing ain't shyt.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

They not coming back to earth until Feb 2025.

Boeing ain't shyt.

The US government needs to nationalize Boeing and give it to DARPA. That shyt don't make no sense.

 

[Rakim Allah]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/busi...arliner-astronauts-stuck-orbit-space-station/

NASA Should Ditch the Spin

Americans deserve more transparency about Boeing’s space-debut debacle.

www.theatlantic.com

For a quick second while glancing at the title and your name, I thought the thread was about a remake of this movie with astronauts, friend.

 

[Stick Up Kid]

They about to have free frequent flyer miles for the rest of their lives.

 

[42 Monks]

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. — NASA decided Saturday it’s too risky to bring two astronauts back to Earth in Boeing’s troubled new capsule, and they'll have to wait until next year for a ride home with SpaceX. What should have been a weeklong test flight for the pair will now last more than eight months.




https://www.wfaa.com/article/tech/s...-iss/285-f6c01e59-67fa-4a1f-931c-527d8726cbf7

They not coming back to earth until Feb 2025.

Boeing ain't shyt.

 

[TheKongoEmpire]

She’s an astronaut with a masters not an IG model. Beating off all day has your minds addled.

Fine. You marry her and smash with the lights on.

 

[Geek Nasty]

Fine. You marry her and smash with the lights on.

My point is every woman you see isn't a smash/pass decision

 

[peppe]

An extra 8 months .….? yea we fukking I don’t care how she looks anymore imma be the first space witch hunter