BREAKING: Dave Chappelle Attacked on Stage in Los Angeles

[VertigoKnight]

Someone was gonna try this. Thankfully it was a fail. Dave even got some extra jokes in at this fools expense and these weirdos will never get another chance to run up on him like that.

I really hope the guy didn't have a knife and gun on him. It's open season for these fools trying this.

 

[Antwon Mitchell]

and now he's got a long list of injuries and a long rehab ahead and will be charged and convicted

Good luck

I doubt the man cares about that. The fact he bum-rushed and tackled Dave to the ground was enough of a dopamine rush he knew what would happen afterward and he was obviously ok with that.

 

[DaddyFresh]

yes you can

Why would I be mad clown lmao. You really trying to vicariously live thru a celebrity

 

[Jefferson Jackson]

Somebody who was there on lsa said Jamie Foxx got some hits in

get stomped out by icons brehs....

 

[Bud Bundy]

Yes, because this year’s oscars was the first time someone in the audience rushed the stage.

And smacked a guy

 

[Big Boss]

This has been happening way before Will though
Will was just more polarizing because of his fame, stature and the event
DC Young Fly got ran up on before the Oscars
Affion Crockett got ran up on by a Karen
And many more
People talking about watch who you make jokes about
But it wasn’t a problem when black folks were the butt of the joke or when he was supplying folks with witty jokes from Chappelle Show to use around the office
Now it’s between these sensitive ass decepticons /white folks that say they aren’t “racist” being the butt of jokes
Getting upset and trying to dictate comedy
If you this sensitive
Stay your ass at home

Yep

 

[Bud Bundy]

Cause people never rolled up on rappers on stage and snuffed them or took they shyt/

Dave is not a rapper

 

[Black Hans]

The person who got attacked is definitely getting a bag out of this. If police officers can get sued for excessive force, certainly breaking someone's arm and stomping them out backstage after being subdued is going to lead to $$$$ for the attacker. Unfortunately, I think Dave just effed himself up way more than Will's simple slap.

 

[Piff Tannen]

they say the attacker was armed with a gun and knife. Were very lucky Chappelle is still with us today

 

[concise]

Most comedy shows now take your phone before you enter. You gotta have snuck one in to have it in the first place and to pull it out and use it you have to be hella stealth because if an usher sees it they automatically kicking you out.

I didn't know.

 

[MVike28]

I doubt the man cares about that. The fact he bum-rushed and tackled Dave to the ground was enough of a dopamine rush he knew what would happen afterward and he was obviously ok with that.

Sounds like you're living vicariously through the man

Weird stuff. But okay

 

[Daniel.]

The man went to the comedy show because he wanted to have a good time but didn't expect to be made the butt of joke...

It's easy for y'all to say “this and that” when you're not the one with the spotlight aimed at you while being laughed at and feeling embarrassed in front of everybody.

It's no different than a kid in the classroom being made fun of by one person with the whole class laughing at them.

Man shut your dumbass up.


Anyway, yo, the names in this thread.


Said man's arm look like -

A pool noodle. Ostrich leg. Bent back paper clips. Yoooooo I'm crying.

 

[Lord Beasley]

reminds me of that creh who got spartan kicked in a bar

 

[BigMan]

this is fukking hilarious
actions have consequences

 

[HTXBreh]

they say the attacker was armed with a gun and knife. Were very lucky Chappelle is still with us today

I think thats a lie to justify pretzeling him.