BREAKING NEWS: Google is restructuring & will be part of a larger new company called "Alphabet."

[OfTheCross]

The people who started Google are both Jewish.

Shocking

 

[Olu Dara]

I was just taken aback when I read Google is merging with an LARGER company. Like how much larger can a company get

That's what's confusing how haven't we heard of this company if it's larger than google

 

[Tom Foolery]

What ever happened to that asian guy who started google???

He made YouTube. I think that's the guy you're talking about

 

[AB Ziggy]

He made YouTube. I think that's the guy you're talking about

Yeah, wasn't it three people besides the Asian dude.

 

[AB Ziggy]

Makes sense to me.....now they can break everything up into smaller companies that handle different things instead of one big as company.

Now certain things can't be touched when something else have problems. Chess move

That means Google can't have anymore excuses of not expanding Fiber faster cause "we have many other projects on our hands" .

I want my high speed Internet dammit.

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Google has literally become a part of the English language and is probably the most recognizable brand on the planet.

Niccas is dense and can't read.

Google isn't going nowhere. It's just being placed under a parent company called 'alphabet'. That's it.

 

[Black Cac]

B is for blacks

C is for cacs

D is for drones

 

[satam55]

I was just taken aback when I read Google is merging with an LARGER company. Like how much larger can a company get

That's what's confusing how haven't we heard of this company if it's larger than google

Can you not read???!!! It's a NEW company.

 

[satam55]

 

[XII]

It's Alphabets now

 

[thaKEAF]

Alphabet is Skynet. You heard it here first.

I told my girl years ago that either Google or Apple will eventually turn into Umbrella Corp.

 

[StatUS]

They'll be bought out by the end of the week

 

[ORDER_66]

The people who started Google are both Jewish.

I couldve sworn they had this asian guy running google for a little while, I think he had some to do with the android deal... idk...

 

[ORDER_66]

I told my girl years ago that either Google or Apple will eventually turn into Umbrella Corp.

 

[GoldenGlove]

April Fools Joke in August?