Breaking News: Hookah now BANNED from Harlem

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Hookah along with the name Santana has been banned from Harlem.. Juelz and Carlos gotta toss that shyt in the bushes
Ohh really?



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Theres fruit flavored hookahs? :ohhh:

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OK I watched the video...I'm gonna take a shot here I think I know what happened....cause I know this what I woulda done....


1 of mango's girls that he rolls with brought a real 1 with her 2 the spot....and breh was NOT trying to pass the joint to lemon zest....he aint care if he had his own tip or not he wasn't playing that with an alphabet boy :lolbron:


mango breh tight cause he the only 1 who put money down and aint even get to hit the shyt probably..the real 1 probably showed up after n didn't chip in either..... :mjlol:

mango prbably spent the rest of the night trying to cockblock 2 :russ:
This or the straight dude didn't participate at all
 

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Yea I remember the last time I was at a hookah lounge I was like just give me straight up tobacco or menthol. Everyone was flipping out like "HELL NAH MAXAMUSA AINT ORDERING shyt" all grossed out :mjlol:



I almost got thrown out a spot 1 time I was so drunk and put a handful of weed in the chamber ...IDK what happened if it didn't work right or if I Jammed the hookah up...some1 told maybe IDK....but security wasn't happy with me :mjlit:
Damn this happened to me to breh lmao
I end up smoking in the car and enjoying myself after
 

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Damn this happened to me to breh lmao
I end up smoking in the car and enjoying myself after

shiiiit they don't like people to get rowdy no more; if hookah Lounges supposed to be chill....
don't set it up like a fukking club! it confuses me idk how to act:russ:


Lowkey I shoulda just left and went to the car or something. One of the chicks persuaded the bouncer to let me stay; I think she told him I would pay for the hookah or something (and I didn't of course :lolbron:)


once my switch gets flipped though its over....I can't get over shyt and get back to having fun....:mjcry:


now im just drunk... rambling on about the hating ass bouncer.... ice grilling him the whole time everyone telling me to relax like I wasn't 1000% 2 turnt in the wrong...:snoop:

I untucked my chain on my way to the bathroom....walked by real close to him with my chest out making hard eye contact... goin full dummy:mjlol:


Tequilla nights :ohlawd:
 
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