BREAKING NEWS: Jake The Snake suffering from Double Lung Pneumonia and Brain Mass

[Quarterback]

He'll pull out of the muck of avarice, yall. Don't trip.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Hogan made a deal with the devil, but forgot to add the hair in the bargain.

fukk!

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

my dad bought me a little rubber snake when i was a kid cuz i thought he was gully and was my dads favorite wrestler..my dad would mini ddt me and say jake the snake

on a serious note tho..i read stories about people cleaning up and "ridding themselves of demons"/ making up grudges with old rivals or problems with people then dying not too long after quite often.

 

[The Rainmaker]

WWE Hall of Famer Jake Roberts has been transferred to another hospital in Las Vegas to assist him as he battles double pneumonia.

In a correction from several days ago, Roberts did not collapse on his flight to Vegas. He actually alerted the flight crew that something was wrong, allowing them to have an ambulance waiting for him when the flight arrived. The story that he collapsed on the plane was first stated by his friend Diamond Dallas Page when passing on word of Roberts' condition but appears to have been a mistake based on the fact that Roberts had been unconscious due to treatment while in an ICU unit.

Roberts is still being tested for a mass found on his brain, although the current belief is that may be something that was a by-product of the many years Roberts has taken bumps as a professional wrestler.

 

[TKOK]

Best wishes to Jake the Snake.

 

[Lost His Smile]

Hoping he pulls through.

 

[Dada]

I hope he makes a full recovery.

 

[Slickback Jones]

jake pull through dis man gatdam!

 

[Hoss]

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Update from Kizarny overnight:

Jake is making progress on his breathing treatments quicker then expected! Hopefully be off ventilator in a couple days... He's resilient! Today when he was awake I joked with the doctors & asked if they could give him fake boobs or at least a face transplant... Jake smiled & gave me the finger lol Which means he's feeling better!

 

[Big Jo]

Every time I see this thread upped I fear for the worst... So happy to read good news

 

[The Electric Lady]

I'm really happy he's getting better!!!

 

[Slickback Jones]

 

[Crown Bearer]

so happy with the news.

 

[GiantGonzalez]

the second he got clean it was over, a junky of 20-30 yrs needs that shyt to continue living, take it away and they always check out right away. Jake was one of the GOATs tho,

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

the second he got clean it was over, a junky of 20-30 yrs needs that shyt to continue living, take it away and they always check out right away. Jake was one of the GOATs tho,

You really think Jake the Snake got clean?